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The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward.

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Identity theft is the most diabolical way someone can compliment you on doing a good job at life.

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There is no "me" in team. No, wait, yes there is!

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I just want to live in a world where people come with on/off switches.

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Tomorrow: The best labor saving device of today.

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Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

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Titanic was such a beautiful movie, it always gets me. Makes me wanna go on a cruise like that one day.

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I'm an adult. I don't cry over spilt milk unless it has coffee in it.

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Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

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Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out.

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Сrар. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that... Your numbers not in it.

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I don't ignore people, I just choose to not notice them.

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Ask me about my vow of silence.

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My track record as an adult is mostly false starts, hurdles and running around in a circle.

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I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

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I don't care who you are, but if you're reading this I still don't care.

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.

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You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

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There's good climate in heaven, but a better company in hеll.

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