Blonde Jokes - Page 68

A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car.
Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?"
"Why sure," said the manager, "We have something that works especially well for that."
A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice.
"No, no! A little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.

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A cowboy finds himself captured by a tribe of Native Americans…
Anywhooo, the Natives tell the cowboy since he is their enemy they must put him to death. But, as is their custom, they won’t do so until he has spent 3 nights in their camp and each night, they shall grant him a wish.
As the first day, he says “I wish to speak to my horse again”. They say fine and he goes and whispers something to the horse. The horse takes off running. A few hours later, the horse returns with a beautiful nакеd blonde woman. The cowboy takes the woman into the woods and makes love to her all night.
The 2nd day, he says “I wish to speak to my horse.” They say fine and he goes and whispers something to the horse. The horse takes off running. A few hours later, the horse returns with a beautiful nакеd brunette woman. The cowboy takes the woman into the woods and makes love to her all night.
The 3rd day, the Native’s tell him… “this is your last night alive, choose your wish wisely”
He replies…”Okay, I’d like to speak to my horse again.”
He goes over to his horse, but he is so fired up, he can’t whisper anymore and he screams at his horse “Dамn it….I’m saying Posse!!!!!”

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A blonde walked up to a man and said,
"Give me your wallet."
The man said,
"Okay, but give me the gun."
The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet.
The man used the gun to steal his wallet back.
The blonde said,
"You're an idiот... There's no bullets in the gun."
The man replied, "You're the idiот... Here's no money in the wallet."

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Postcard from a blonde:
Having a wonderful time.
Where am I?

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A blonde goes to the hospital to give blood and is asked what type she is.
She tells them she’s an outgoing cat-lover.

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One day, a blonde went to the doctor with both sides of her face burned. The doctor asked,
"What happened?"
The blonde said,
"Well, I was ironing my husband's shirt until the phone rang. I picked it up and half my face was burnt!"
The doctor replied,
"What about the other half?"
The blonde answered,
"They called back."

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A blonde calls a pizza place to have one ordered to her house.
They ask her if she wants the pizza cut into 6 or 12 pieces and she says,
"Cut it into 6, I could never eat 12 pieces."

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Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

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What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class?
Your 25 year old mom.

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Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

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There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?
The sign said "must be 18 to enter".

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Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold?
They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

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How do you drown a blond?
Don't tell her to swallow.

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What’s the difference between a smart blonde and a unicorn?
Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What do Blondes say after sеx? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

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What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?
Put either of 'em in a car and they're fuскеd.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.

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A Blonde was siting in a barber chair with headphones on. The barber asked the blonde to take off her headphones, she replied "No I can't". So the Barber waited for the Blonde to fall asleep then he took off her headphones. Idmeniently she died. During the police Investigation one of the officers listend to the tape the blonde was listning to. This is what he heard:
"Breath in, Breath out, Breath in, breath out.....

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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A blonde girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice:
"The boy may try to kiss you -- it will feel good, but don't do it. He may try to go up your skirt -- but don't let him. He may try to try to take your clothes off -- but don't do it. He may try to get on top of you -- but don't do it. If you do any of these things, you'll disgrace your family."
The girl said she understood and went on her date.
The girl came home at about 11pm and her grandmother was waiting for her and said,
"Well, did you disgrace the family?"
"No", said the girl, "Instead of letting him do those things to me, I did them to him and now it's his family that's disgraced!"

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