Blonde Jokes

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A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."

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This blonde calls me and says,
"What's your phone number? I cant find it!"

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Why did the blonde like lightening? She thought someone was taking a picture of her.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette were thinking about what they would do if they went to space. The redhead said,
"I would adopt a martian." The brunette said,
"I would give Pluto some steroids." The Blonde said,
"I would go to the sun." The redhead replied, "But you would burn up and die." The blonde responded, "Not if I went at night."

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A blonde's neighbor's house was on fire so she called 911. The blonde told the operator, "My neighbor's house is on fire!" The operator asked, "Where are you?" The blonde answered, "At my house." The operator replied, "No, I'm asking how do we get there?" The blonde said,
"In a firetruck, duh!"

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"May I take your order?" the blonde waitress asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing special sir," she replied, "we just tell them straight out that theyre going to die."

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A blonde, a fат brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says,
"I look fат," and dies. The brunette says,
" I look skinny," and dies. The blonde says,
"I think..." and dies.

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How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone.

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2 cops were chasing 3 girls by a barn. A brunette, blonde, and red head. The brunette jumped in with the cows, the red jumped in with the pigs, and the blonde jumped behind a sack of potatoes.
The cops went to the cows and said hello, any body in there? The brunette went, moo! moo!
Then the cops went over to the pigs and said, hello any body in there? The red went oink oink oink!
Then they went over by the sack of potatoes and they said, hello any body over there? The blonde went potato potato potato!

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he roundhouse kicked this into another section.

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A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was stuck again. The neighbor suggested she notch the ear off one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart. The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black.

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Doctor - "Your pregnant"
Blonde - "Is it mine?"

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A teacher asks a blonde girl to use "Handsome" in a sentence.
She says,
"When I'm suckin diск, and my jaw gets sore I use my handsome times."

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A mom has three daughters.
Brunette: Mom why did you name me Rose?
Mom: Because when you were born a rose landed on your head.
Ginger: Mom why is my name Petal?
Mom: Because when you were born a petal landed on your head.
Blonde: My favorite color is potato!
Mom: Shut up Brick...

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Someone tells a blonde, I like Eminem.
The blonde says, I like Skittles.
The person says, No the rapper.
The blonde replies, Who cares about the Wrapper?

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How can u tell when a blonde is trying to commite suicide
Theres 6 bullet holes in the mirror

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A red haired person, a blond, and a brunette go hunting the brunette comes back with a deer and the red haired person says,
"How did you get that?" The brunette responds, "I saw the tracks; I followed the tracks and boom a deer." So the red head comes back with an elephant and says,
"I saw the tracks; I followed the tracks and boom an elephant." The blonde comes back beaten and nearly dead and says,
"I saw the tracks; I followed the track and boom a train."

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A blonde was nervous that her husband was cheating on her. So she went to the store and bought a gun. She walks to her house and sees her husband in bed with a redhead. The blond holds the gun up to her head threatening to shoot herself. The husband gets out of bed and pleads for her not to shoot herself. The blonde yells, "Shut the hеll up! Your next!"

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Why did the Blonde feel so proud of herself for finishing a jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
It said 2-4 years on the box.

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Doctor:
"I'm just waiting for your X-Ray."
Blonde:
"I've never dated anyone by that name."

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