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Not everyone understands organic chemistry.
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Get it or you don't.

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I can never understand organic chemistry.
It has alkynes of problems.

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My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients
I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry.

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Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass?
Student: I didn't even know protons were Catholic.

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My chemistry class had a party
My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022x10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
HeHe...
Im making bad chemistry jokes coz all the good ones argon

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Reed Richards posses a mastery of mechanical, aerospace, electrical engineering, chemistry and biology
But we all know why he's called Mr. Fantastick.

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Why did hiтlеr get an A in chemistry?
He always knew the final solution!

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For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid.
Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.

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I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

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It turns out my high school Chemistry teacher was right….
…..
Alcohol IS a solution.

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I would make a Sodium joke
But Na

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So my friend asked me how often I make chemistry jokes.
I replied "Periodically"

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My friends told me to stop making chemistry jokes, but then I told just one more
I got no reaction, and now all my friends Argon

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Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon?
Because you are sodium SeXe.
Edit: I have yet to zinc of another chemistry joke.

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That awkward moment when you tell a chemistry joke, and get no reaction.
I guess all the good chemistry puns argon.

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I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression.
Then I realized alcohol is a solution.

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A chemistry lab is a lot like a party...
Some people drop acid while others drop the base.

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Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.

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