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Chuck Norris Jokes

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As President Roosevelt said:
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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A man taunted Chuck Norris by holding a bag of Lays potato сhiрs in front of him and saying "Betcha can't just one!" Chuck Norris subsequently ate the сhiрs, the bag, and the man whole.

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Chuck Norris does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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Chuck Norris once leaned against a tower in Pisa, Italy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.

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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Brothers from right to left.

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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why the chicken crossed the road.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in history to receive a Platinum Medal in the Olympics.

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In school, Chuck Norris put "violence" down for every answer on math tests and always got 100% because he solves all problems with violence.

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Chuck Norris can win tic-tac-toe in one move.

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When Chuck Norris watches a рот, it boils immediately.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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In the back of the Guinness Book of World Records it states "All records are currently held by Chuck Norris, and the records listed in this book are only the records of those people who have come closest to Chuck Norris' records."

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Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

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Chuck Norris wrote all the Choose Your Own Adventure books under pen names to hide the fact that they are autobiographical.

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Harlem does the Chuck Norris shake.

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