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Chuck Norris Jokes

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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.

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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.

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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.

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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.

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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.

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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.

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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.

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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.

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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.

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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.

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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.

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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.

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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.

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