Corny Jokes

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Why is the grass so dangerous?
It’s full of blades.

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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Then it’d be a foot.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.

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What do you call an unpredictable camera?
A loose Canon.

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What do cows most like to read?
Cattle-logs.

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Why couldn’t the sailor learn his alphabet?
He kept getting lost at C.

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What did the ocean say to the sand?
Nothing — it just waved.

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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satis-factory.

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What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.

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Why did the baby strawberry cry?
His parents were in a jam.

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Why do melons have weddings?
They cantaloupe.

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What do you call a totally unimportant elephant? An Irrelephant.

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Toilet jokes? Nah, not my number one jokes, really. But a good, solid number two!

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I was down to my last 100 dollars. I really didn’t know what to do. So I asked myself the key question. What would Jesus do? And then I went and turned it into wine.

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I bought a Chihuahua for my wife. Chihuahuas are amazing. Despite the huge ears, bulging eyes and terrible breath, he’s very fond of her.

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Have you been picking your nose again?!
Why would I?! I’ve had it since I was born!

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Pick up line: Hey girl, I overheard you saying that you’re on the lookout for some STUD! Well I’ve got STD, so all that’s missing now is u...

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What wouldn’t you find in a haunted house?
A living room.

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My mom loves gardening. She was so excited that spring finally arrived, she wet her plants.

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Today I brought a pizza with me on the bus. The driver said: “Hey that is not a restaurant here.” I said: “I know, that’s why I brought my own food.”

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