Why can't santa be Asian?Because he could never get to all the houses in the world driving 20 miles under the speed limit with both blinkers on 0 0 0
Why did the owl fall out of the tree?Because it was deadWhy did the second owl fall out of the tree?Because it was stapled to the first owl 0 0 0
Last Christmas,I gave you my heart,The very next day,Your body rejected the transplant and you died. 0 0 0
If there are 3 apples and johnny takes 3, how many does johnny have? It doesn't matter, he was hit by a train 0 0 0
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him why the long face..They horse unable to understand English shiтs on the floor and leaves. 0 0 0
Boy - I'd like to call you. What's your number?Girl - It's in the phone book.Boy - But I don't know your name.Girl - That's in the phone book too. 0 0 0
He: Did it hurt?She: Did what hurt?He: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is really fuскеd up. 0 0 0
What did the raisin say to the toaster?Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object. 0 0 0
So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street.They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality. 0 0 0