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Medieval Воотy Call... Rack:
Now there's a rack I'd like to be stretched out on.

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Prom Воотy Call... Воотy:
I want your воотy near my boutonniere.

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Meteorologist Воотy Call... Pressure:
Doppler radar's picking up a ridge of high pressure... in my pants.

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Pharmacist Воотy Call... Prescription:
Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for pickup.

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Pirate Воотy Call... Pox:
I'm no longer роxy. Care for a flogging? Yar!

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Plumber Воотy Call... Hole:
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.

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Medieval Воотy Call... Plague:
Don't worry, the plague left a few of my parts intact.

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Geek Воотy Call... Place:
Your place or my parents' basement?

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Pirate Воотy Call... Mainsail:
Lift yer mainsail and prepare to be boarded. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Land:
In your bed is where I'd like to land, hо! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Deck:
Blimey, I could live on your роор deck. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Peg Leg:
They call me Peg Leg Joe... and I walk fine! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Cannon:
I'd like to fire my cannon into your treasure chest! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Hands:
You'll need both hands to hoist my main bow. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Friend:
Would ya care to meet my friend One-Eyed Willie? Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Mate:
No, seriously, you're my first mate. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Head:
Need to use the head? I've got one you can use! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Lard:
With this bucket of lard, I can last all night! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Hook:
How about if I set my hook on "vibrate?" Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Long John:
Aren't ya wonderin' why they call me Long John? Yar!

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