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Anant's poem on sex
I said 1,
She said come.
I said 2,
She said do.
I said 3,
She was open and free
I said 4,
Her pantees were on the floor
I said 5,
Her bush was like a bee hive
I said 6 ,
It was fixed
I said 7
She was in heaven
I said 8
We were infront of the hospital gate
I said 9
The baby was fine
I said 10
She said come again

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I am a sеx machine. No, I mean that literally.

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The following conversation took place on an airplane.
Air Hostess: Would you like head-phones.
Man: Yes I would. How did you know my name was Phones?

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I really wish I could understand what girls with big воовs are saying.

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Life's not a garden , don't be a hoe

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Q. What do vaginas and the weather have in common?
A. When its wet you should go inside.

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Whats long hard and girls dance on it
A striper pole
You perv

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I’ve got nothing against gаys but I wish they would stop sending me junk mail about ‘free cavity filling’.

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Jack and Jill went up up the hill to fetch a pale of water I don't know wht they did up there but they came down with a daughter

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I'm so confused. This girl texted me and it said "thespacebuttononmyphoneisbrokenpleasegivemeanalternative" Does anyone know what 'ternative' means?

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Before we got married, she was like a good health plan -- I had full coverage, you know what I'm saying? Once we got married, she turned into a HMO, selective coverage. I'm like, 'Hey, you keep this up, I'm going to have to go outside the network.'

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I need you to adjust my hose bibb.

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My thruster is firing as we speak!

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What do you call a woman who loves holding onto ваlls?
Annette.

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"Harassment"
My wife walked in on my having sеx with another girl, i told her not to worry because "Harassment" nothing to me

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A lady takes her 5 year old son to the zoo. One of the first thing they saw was a couple animals doing it. The 5 year old asks, "Mommy, what are they doing?" She didn't know what to say, so she said "Well,they're making fish sticks." Five minutes later, a couple more animals were doing it and again he asked the same thing and again she said "They are making fish sticks." When they got home, she was in the bedroom with her husband for about ten minutes, and when she got out, her son ran up to her and asked "Mommy, were you in the bedroom making fish sticks with Daddy?" She said,
"As a matter of fact we were." And he replied, "I thought so, because I can see tarter sauce on your сhin."

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Got really bad sunburn yesterday so I decided to take Viаgrа. It doesn’t cure it but it really helps when sleeping to keep the bedsheets off my legs.

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My girlfriend's father called me a реdорhilе because I'm 36 and she's 22. Completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

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Wife asked me to knock something up in the kitchen… the housemaid is now pregnant.

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Can’t believe my website which teaches children how to play guitar has now been blocked by Google and removed from the search results to prevent child abuse… On reflection maybe naming my website fingeringkids. Com was a bad idea.

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