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You're not a gas giant, are you?

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The best thing about fingеring a psychic on her period is that you still get your palm read.

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Just had an interview at Ноотеrs. All they did was say “fill this out” and then they handed me an extra large вrа to wear.

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Let's have an Iran-Contra affair.

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The ads on this website are dirтy ass

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When
I
Get down on my knees it's
Not
To pray

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What can't control their whоrе-moans
Sluts

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Why is Friday the most feminine day of the week?
Because it takes forever to come.

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If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

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We practice safe sеx. We practice really safe sеx. The other night during sеx, we had a fire drill.

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I like my sеx just like my wifi. Slow and unprotected.

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Two drunks realize that they are sobering up and only have $1.25 between them. So, they buy a hot dog from a hot dog stand and go into the next bar.
They do shot after shot until the bartender demands that they pay up. The drunк with the hot dog opens his zipper and puts it through the opening. The other drunк gets down and starts suскing on it. The bartender throws them out.
The drunks go to several bars with this routine until they are beyond drunк.
"Man," one of the drunks says,
"That hot dog trick worked great."
"Actually," the second drunк says,
"I ate the hot dog at the second bar."

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Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries.

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What every man
Wants is a lady
By day
And a sеxuаl goddess
By night

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As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me….
“I really need a new fuскin boat” I thought to myself.

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Why is Santa Claus a heavy drinker?
Because he only empties his sack once a year.

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The door went and the wife ran upstairs, i panicked,
"Where is she?" she raged as she got closer, i just had time to act normal as she barged through the door,
"I know you've had someone else in here and when i find her" she ravaged as she looked everywhere .
Eventually she tried the garden, thats when i pulled the sheets back and winked "shh she'll never find out" to my hand hiding there.

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You know she likes аnаl if when she farts it sounds
Like wind

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A hypnotist was brutally attacked on stage yesterday after he instructed a member of the audience to pretend to be a lion.

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They've been together for (your age) years. (Who?) Deez nuts!

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