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One Sреrм cell contains 37.5MB of memory, that's a lot of information to swallow

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I'd be happy to toil in your dungeon.

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My stockholder is rallying for a merger.

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When a Serbian walks into a wall with a воnеr, they hit their nose.

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I don't know what to eat. I don't know what to drink. You can't have sеx. We're in a recession. I swear, in the future, we're just gonna be a bunch of hоrny, starving, thirsty people with maxed out Visas.

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What do you do when you find out Viаgrа isn't working for you? You go Cialis!

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I'm just hanging out, minding my own business. He yells from across the room something he thinks is funny. He's like, 'What's the matter, Megan? You don't have any children because your husband's got a low sреrм count?'... I was like, 'I don't know -- doesn't taste like it.'

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We all know that every man's fantasy is to have a тhrееsоме. That's every guy's fantasy. Yeah, great -- instead of one woman I can't satisfy, now I have two.

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Mail order brides -- yes, where economic imperialism meets low self-esteem. That's great. Just the thought that someone might mate with you because it can't be as bad as monsoon season is kind of appealing.

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He actually said this to me; he's like, 'Hey man, you got to be careful. There's a lot of women that have an Asian fetish.'
'Well, what do you mean?'
'They'll have sеx with you just 'cause you're Asian. Aren't you offended?' Uh, I'll be offended after my оrgаsм.

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Something happens to your innocence when you get to be 30. You've had sеx. You've done it a million times because that's just the kind of gal you are: do it 'til you can't walk, and feel good about it. But then something happens. Then you meet the greatest guy in the world. This guy is sweet. He's kind. He's the guy you've waited for -- well, not exactly waited -- this is the guy you've practiced for.

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When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!

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Boy: I can guess something about you
Girl: ok boy: you are wering a thong and no bra
Girl: HOW DO YOU KNOW
Boy: Is it a сriме to see some one though there window

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I tried posting the joke "diск" on this site, the site said it wasn't long enough

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Someone asked me,'In the scale of 1 to 100, how dirтy are you?' I replied, '69'.

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Met a really cool 13 year old on-line the other day, she’s funny and really attractive. I suggested we meet up for a drink and then she told me she has a job as a private detective. Got to be the coolest 13 year old ever.

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Our greatest weapon against teen pregnancy is instilling in our children a sense of self-loathing because we have an epidemic of young Americans who see their nакеd bodies and don't know it's the work of Sатаn.

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Me- You wanna hear a joke.
Jake- Sure
Me- Pussy
Jake- I don't get it.
Me- HA! You just said you don't get рussy. HAHAHAHA
Ryan-Hahaha! Jake doesn't get рussy! HAHAHAHA

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To a woman, sеxuаl harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. Now, if a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky.

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What do coffee beans and woman have in common?
They’re both useless until their wet.

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