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I know how to find your PowerPoint.

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I guarantee you'll be satisfied with my package unit.

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The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's аss.

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"She ignored all ten of my texts, maybe she'll reply if I send a diск pic."
- Man Logic

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Managed to make love for 1 hour and 5 minutes last night. I love it when they put the clocks forward.

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Mom: Hey Billy, what dog do you want?
Billy: ВIТСН PLEASE!

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I love every воnе in your body, especially mine.

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I'd like to explore your briny deep! Yar!

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An 80yr old couple were seen shаgging furiously up against a fence. For 40 mins they shagged like Bast*rds. Arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor. Сhrisт she said “you didnt fuск Me like that 50yrs ago! To which the old man replied “50 yrs ago that fence Wasnt F*cking electric!

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Split my diск and call me Caitlyn.

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I bet even your farts smell good.

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Guy: Hey girl, I just want a good time
Girl: Ok ill WATCH

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Can I tinker with your laptop?

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Post your awesome joke hereBloke goes into chemist and asks”Do you sell KY Jelly?
Girl says”No, have you tried Boots?”
Bloke says,”Boots? I want to slide in, not f*ckin march in!” - The Joke Cafe

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Men are simple. If she's fine, we're thinking one thought. We're like:
'Dамn! I'd hit that.' And if she's ugly -- if she's ugly -- we're like:
'Dамn, oh! I'd hit that.'

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When it comes to strength, who is stronger a man or a woman? Well when I think of it, a man beats on his diск when he is mastrubating and a woman only rubs. So a man is stronger.

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Got approached by a рrоsтiтuте today who said that she would do anything for $10. Guess who just got their car washed?

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Hey, have you guys read that bald men make better lovers? Oh, well, 'cause I've been writing it everywhere.

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That's right -- I'm a black albino, ladies. You know what I'm talking about: all the benefits of being black, without the disappointing looks from your parents.

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If I маsтurвате with hand sanitizer, do I have to wash my hands when I'm done?

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