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Q. What do you call a gаy on a bicycle?
A. Bike-curious.

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I'm not saying you're a сuм guzzling gutter whоrе... But that's definitely not a milk mustache!

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Can’t believe how homophobic the Wikipedia page on homosexuality is especially after Orlando. It says that gаys are f*cking assh*les.

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When I was 14, he sat me down, said, 'Larry, someday you're gonna meet a girl who's gonna be so right and so wonderful and so perfect that you're not even gonna haggle over price.'

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Want to see my Fantastic Four-skin? Flame on!

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Make out Monday Тiт Tuesday Нuмр day Wednesday Throw your clothes off Thursday Fuск your brain's out Friday Sleep with you Saturday Suск you Sunday

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Girls are like math problems. If they are under 18, it's best you do them in your head.

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On the bus today, I was sitting next to this really beautiful girl, and I kept thinking "Please don't get an еrестiоn, please don't get an еrестiоn...", but she did.

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It's so cold that I have to take half a Viаgrа so I won't рее on my shoes.

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Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!

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I was at the mall wearing a skirt and I'm a boy and someone said "hi look at you". I say "lol you're wearing a dress and a pink bow and a big вuтт"!
Oh haha
Tucker-

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I love bangs -- and I don't just mean the haircut.

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Am I getting under your skin? The only skin you'll be getting under is my ball sack.

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The amazing thing is, when you learn to маsтurвате in a shower, it only takes a minute before the rest of the team is kicking your аss.

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Yo daddy so gаy when I called him a fаg he come running after me with a purple purse

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As you can see, europeanness sounds like "You're a реnis"

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I used to have a job testing beds or ‘prostitution’ as some people call it.

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I will give each and everyone of you a hаndjов or fingеring if you kickass dis

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When I met my ex-girlfriend's father for the first time, he's like, 'What do you do for fun?' I'm like, 'Your daughter.'

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Top ten reasons hockey is better than women
1. In hockey, everyone likes it rough
2. You only get five minutes for fighting
3. 'Puck' is not a dirтy word
4. You don't have to play in the neutral zone
5. It is possible to score a few times in a night
6. When you 'pull the goalie' nobody get pregnant
7. Missing teeth doesn't stop you from scoring
8. You can alway get new wood when your stick breaks
9. The zamboni gets to clean up the mess
10. Periods only last 20 minuets
11. You can share and rate this kickass

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