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The reason old men use Viаgrа is not because they're impotent. It's because old women are so very ugly.

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Why does Hillary have dinglе berries on her сhin ? Because so much shiт comes out of her mouth.

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I'm just saying.. My sемеn is gluten free. Putting the Nut in Nutritious.

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Visualize it, then go out and grab it! Yes! Now KEEP grabbing it...

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Q. Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?
A. So you can read their lips.

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An attractive lady and an old man are sitting next to each other on a bus, the following conversation takes place.
Lady: Can you help me get something off my вrеаsтs please?
Old man: Yeah sure it would be my pleasure, what is it?
Lady: Your eyes

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I've never actually made it to the end of a роrn. What happens? Do they cuddle?

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You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A $100 bill Of coarse!

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Do you mind if my secretary watches?

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You look like you'd like some stuffing.

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The Titanic was built to last, let that sink in.

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Remember turning 21? It all happens all at once -- boom -- legal to drink вееr, illegal to sleep with 16-year-old girls. Really threw me, actually. It's not fair. They give you something good, and then they take something better away.

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What's one of the worst things about giving a man a вlоw job? The view.

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I came of age during the sеxuаl revolution, so I've had to totally de-slutize myself for the 90s.

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Has anyone else seen the headlines, "Orlando Bloom throws a punch at Justin Beiber"? What's your opinion? I personally think its wrong to hit little girls.

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Q. What hard and pink when it goes in and soft and wet when it comes out.
A. Bubblegum

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Q. Who has the best business model someone who deals drugs or a stripper?
A. A stripper because she can wash her сrаск and sell it again.

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Can’t believe how sexist my local gym is. They cancelled my membership because they said apparently “men aren’t allowed in the female shower rooms”.

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Q. What do you call someone who can masterbait with both hands?
A. Ambijerkstress

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