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What did the guy with Leprosy say to the whоrе after they made love?
Keep the tip. (meaning the tip of his p*nis)

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I first discovered I was dyslexic when I went to an Abba themed party dressed like an Arab.

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Have you heard about those new mobile phones for deaf people?
They’re called ‘eye-phones’.

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The following conversation took place while a hemophiliac was shopping.
Shop Assistant: Can I help you sir?
Hemophiliac: No thanks, I’m just bruising.

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I first met my wife at the London 2012 Special Olympics, it was a no brainier.

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I hate being bipolar, it’s amazing.

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Just recently finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 5 months, the box said 2-4 years.

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Whoever persuaded blind people they need to wear sunglasses must have been one hеll of a salesman.

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Why do anorexics love KFC? Because it comes with a bucket.

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Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift but he told me to “fuск off”. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

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Once you get past a certain age “getting lucky” is the thing that happens when your remember where you put down your keys.

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Q. What did the dwarf say when he saw a рrоsтiтuте?
A. Hi hoe

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Q. What’s the difference between Aids and cancer?
A. When you have cancer you get more visitors.

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What’s the fastest thing in the sea?
Stevie Wonder’s Ferrari.

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How do blind people know when they’re done wiping there аss?

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If laughter is the best medicine then does that mean it’s OK to laugh at people in wheelchairs?

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Just been diagnosed with diabetes. I’m beginning to have doubts about Dr Pepper’s medical qualifications.

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A traffic warden tried to give me a ticket today for parking in a disabled space.
I said “Why don’t you go fuск yourself you c*nt, I’ve got Tourettes”.

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Q. What caused the death of Captain Hook?
A. He accidentally use the wrong hand wiping his аss,

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A 14 year old boy has been fitted with a robot hand.
Brilliant.
That will save him having to sit on it until it feels like someone elses.

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