Yesterday, when my girlfriend came home, I said::"Hi, Sweetie! I've got another riddle for you. What has four legs, and doesn't move?"She answered:"That's easy... A chair!"- "Wrong! It's your sweet Corgi-dog..." 0 0 0
Did you hear about the dog which had puppies on the side of the road?It was arrested for littering!! 0 0 0
Who is my dog's favorite president?Bark Obam—No. That is not even a president, steve. My favorite is abraham lincoln. Tell them.But then it won't be funny.Steve.... My dog's favorite president is Abraham Lincoln. 0 0 0
We’ve all heard about the dog that walks into a barBut have you heard the one about the baby seal that walks into a club? 0 0 0
My dog's name is Butter. one day, I went outside and accidentally stepped on his testicles.Anybody want some butter nut squash? 0 0 0
What do you call a person crossing a road in broad daylight, dressed as a clown carrying John Wick's dog?Anything you want, cos if he's carrying John Wick's dog, he hasn't got much time to live. 0 0 0
My wife said she's going to start calling our dogs Dog 1 and Dog 2.I replied with, "That's mean, do you want me to call you Wife 1?"She asked,"Why do I have to be Wife 1?"I asked her, "Would you rather be Wife 2?" 0 0 0
I saw a blind man in the GroceryStore today and he was swinging his guide dog around his head. I asked “what are you doing”He’s reply “Just having a quick look around”. 0 0 0
A man and his son walk into a zoo and the only animal is a dogThe man looks to his son and says "this is a ShihTzu" 0 0 0