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There's 3 hippies going on a ride when the van breaks down the start walking about 4 miles later they walk up on a big farm house they walk up on the porch and there was a big fат farm man and his hot daughter they told them the story about there van and he said stay the night ill help yall tomorrow he said I have one rule don't fuск my daughter so all 3 men agreed well its really late and the first guy wakes up and goes and fuскs his daughter wakes up the second dude he goes and fuскs his daughter wakes up the third guy he goes fuскs his daughter well that next morning the big farm boy comes out with a gun he aid which one of you f*cked my daughter he said I put green die in her рussy so..... he pulls the first guys pants down his diск was green so he shot him pulls out a knife pulls the second guys pants down his diск was green slit his throat pulled down the third guys pants his diск wasn't green he said hey boy I like you but when he smiled his teeth were green
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His reply was, “Me have only one sqaw, me have only one feather.”
She asked another Brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking. This Brave had four feathers in his headdress. He replied, “Ugh; me have four feathers because me sleep with four squaws.”
Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of sqaws involved, she decided to interview the Chief.
Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers, which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, “Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?”
The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said, “Me Chief. Me fсuк-em all. Big, small, fат, tall. Me fсuк-em all.”
Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, “You ought to be hung!”
The Chief replied, “You dамnеd right, me hung. Big like buffalo, long like snake.”
Ms. Walters cried, “You don’t have to be so gоddамnеd hostile!”
The Chief replied, “Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any-style, me fсuк-em all!”
With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, “Oh dear.”
The Chief said, “No deer. Me no fсuк deer. Аsshоlе too high and fcukers run too fast. No fсuк deer!”
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