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Donald Trump got more fат women out walking than Michelle Obama did in 8 years.

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“What’re you doing, love?” I asked the wife as she waddled into the living room, arms piled high with clothes.
“Sorting out my wardrobe.” She replied. “I’m throwing these away, they’re all either too big or too small.”
My money’s on small.

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We are the fattest nation on the planet. You know we're obsessed with food when we come up with something called cotton candy. Who was so hungry they thought, 'I wish I could eat my clothes'?

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I’m not saying my wife’s Fat
But I’ve had to put an energy-saving bulb in the fridge.

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Fат people have it easy.
I pay the same price for a pair of jeans as my wife, and she gets three times as much denim.

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Monsanto have just released a new genetically modified insect to help with weight loss. It’s a mosquito but instead of suскing blood it suскs out fат.

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Yo mama is so fат last time she went swimming in the sea some Japanese people tried to harpoon her.

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I don’t mind fат people, I just don’t like fат people that try to pretend that just one part of their body is fат. My Aunt Sara is like that. I’ll be like, ‘Hey, Aunt Sara, you want a piece of this cake?’ She’ll be like, ‘I can’t have that cake. It’ll go straight to my hips.’ ….
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Really? Well, it seems like that huge plate of lasagna yo ate an hour ago made pit stops on your аss, upper arms and back.

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I have the worst genes. I have a hard time maintaining my weight. I have to work out like a tri-athlete just to maintain chubby.

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Two strands of DNA were walking down the street. One says to the other, "Do these genes make me look fат?

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Bully: your so fат you can't see your diск when you look down
Kid:I'm not fат its just your moms head is in the way

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I was reading about this 3 year old kid in China who weighs nearly 9 stone.
His parents say he’s so fат he can hardly walk to work in the morning.

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I always get woken up by these two crows that sit on my patio table, so this morning I was ready and threw my wife out of the window, she landed square on them.
Killed 2 birds with 20 stone.

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There was 2 friends that go to their high school reunion.
They got there early so they went to the bar to watch a game. eventually, one of the guys gets drunк, so the other guy walks the drunк to the reunion, they sit down. half an hour later, the hosts of the reunion do this little game, where they say something and see who has done that something. the host says:
Host:
' okay now, whos won been on TV?'
The drunк guy's friend says "this guy over here!!!"
The drunк tells him to shut up but the host is already talking.
Host:
'ohh look everybody we have a celebrity!!! c'mon up here!'
So the drunк makes his way up on the stage.
Drunk:
' hi, ever-eeverybody ma names gabriel, and i don-dont wanna say much, i've been dri-nking a bit-'
At that point, the drunк notices two girls at a table and recognizes them.
Drunk:
' i- i see twoo girls at a table,i asked them out to prom of se-senior year. AND D-DEY SED NOO!! and dey got f-fат'
One of the girls gets up and yells at the drunk
Girl:
'Your fат too!!!'
Drunk:
'i was fат in high scho-ool, i kept my figure, why couldnt you???'
#rekt

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Yo Momma so fат, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"

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You have enough fат to make another human.

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Missionary Impossible: When 2 fат people try to have sеx.

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You may think it’s a good idea to go to weight watchers to meet women…
But actually the women there are quite hard to pick up.

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I’m not saying my wife’s fат…
…but she puts her belt on with a boomerang.

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Yo mama so fат when she past the tv you miss 3 episodes.

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