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She's so fат that she ran down the street chasing a yellow school bus thinkg it was the largest twinkey ever.

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Yo mama so FАТ AND SТUРID she made you!

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Yo mama is so fат that her baby was swimming in her belly

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I saw a fат bird down the pub, her T-shirt said - Watch out, I’m a maneater!
I went up to her and said, “Excuse me, love… about your t-shirt slogan.”
She stopped me and angrily said, “Oh, let me guess: you want to know how many men I’ve eaten?! Well, I can’t help my size, you know!”
I said, “Actually, no, I wasn’t going to say that at all.”
She looked happier and smiled as she said, “Oh yes, what did you want to say then?”
“That’s not how you spell Manatee.”

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Drove my car into a fат woman today. I was gonna drive around her but I didn’t have enough gas.

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Q. Why do women hold a grudge against you for many years if you call them fат?
A. Because elephants never forget.

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I’m not saying my wife is a fат вiтсh or anything, but even Orion’s belt is too tight for her.

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A man was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring his reflection, when he posed the following question to his wife of 20 years, “Will you still love me when I’m old, fат, and balding?”
She answered, “Of course I will. I've already been doing it for the past 5 years haven't I?”

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Yo Momma so fат she motivates me to workout.

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I said to my girlfriend last night, “Would you mind popping down to Wal-Mart and walking up and down the paint section for me?”
“What for?” she replied.
I said, “Because you can get thinner there you fат вiтсh.”

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her chins rest on her ankles.

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I’ve come up with a new business selling роrn audio books to the blind.
All I do is record my wife trying to get into a dress she loves.

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My wife said, “You never say anything romantic to me.”
So I said, “You might be a fат вiтсh, but you’re my fат вiтсh.”
Sometimes you just have to show them your soft side.

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How do you make a fат kid cry?
Shoot his feet

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Yo momma is so fат, that all the local fast foods joints have now installed a "Roll Thru"

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Yo mama so fат when she weared a yellwo coat they said taxi

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If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat, and eat, and eat. I could deal with that too.
If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fат.
Yup...... I want to be a bear!

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I’ve finally decided to do something about my weight.
Lie

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‘Britain’s fattest woman dies’
Lying сunтs. I’ve just phoned my house. She’s very much alive.

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Since my wife left me I’ve been left with a really big gap to fill.. She was quite fат and we had a memory foam mattress.

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