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Yo mama is so fат every time she farts it gets mentioned on the weather channel.

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Yo mama so fат she went outside in a yellow jacket a man was outside and said yo taxi

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Yo momma so fат, when she wore a green shirt everyone shouted "GODZILLA!"... fат cow

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“You’re a fат, ugly вiтсh,” I yelled to my wife.
“You’re a lazy ваsтаrd,” she yelled back.
“You’re a moany сunт,” I replied.
“You’re a thick shiт,” she said.
“Well, you smell like shiт,” I said.
“You look like shiт,” she said.
“I wish you would fuскing die,” I said.
She was too upset to reply though. For the next hour or so, we talked about the good old days and we both said sorry to each other.
“Let’s start again,” she said.
“Okay…” I said.
“You’re a fат, ugly вiтсh…”

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What to do if someone calles you fат:
Yes, I am fат, but you're ugly and that will never change. At least I can diet.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. If you’re fат it doesn’t last very long.

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Yo mama so fат in Indiana Jones she was the boulder

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Girl dies after taking diet pills.
At least the family will be able to carry the coffin.

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Do you think when sеxy blondes go on роrn websites they get adverts popping up saying, “A fат guy from nearby wants to have sеx with you”?

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The reason I'm so fат is because every time I f*cked your mum she gave me a cookie

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A woman came into my doctor’s surgery today.
After examining her I said, “Well, it looks like you’re pregnant.”
“Really?” she asked with excitement.
“Yes,” I replied. “So lose some fuскing weight.”

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Momma:Why is my milkshakes gone
Child:Sorry mom, but you are to fат to drink them
Momma:What I only blew up the bathroom like 5 times
Child:Yeah and we used 10 cans of air freshener jus a wast of money
Momma:So what ill go around the corner to get some more
Child:If you can fit though the door

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It ain't the jeans that make your вuтт look fат.

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Comeback for gаy people!
Girl: Hey! You Fат Вiтсh! Why You So F*cking Gаy?
Boy: Because Girls Are Вiтсhеs!
Girl: So Your Gаy?! Ha!
Boy: Well At least I Can Get A Boy Friend!
Class: OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!

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Just decided on my new career, I’m going to be a reverse stripper. My plan is to become really fат, get completely nакеd, and then force people to pay me to put my clothes back on.

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Top 5 worst things to say to airport security.
1. This pat-down is really turning me on.
2. I have a sword in my pants.
3. Would you like to buy some сосаinе? I can give you a special deal.
4. Why don’t you get a real job you fат f*ck?
5. Can you hurry up please? My bomb is due to explode in about 30 minutes!

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I was dancing with this fат girl in a club and she kept looking at her watch.
“It’s nearly twelve,” she said. “I’ll have to go.”
“Why, do you change into a beautiful princess?” I asked.
“No, you sarcastic сunт,” she replied. “The fuскing kebab shop shuts at one.”

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New research has suggested that 1 in 3 men are too fат to see their own реnis.
That’s quite a good statistic, bearing in mind 9 out of 10 fат women never see one either.

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Yo mama's so fат, the bus got hit by her!

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Your so fат you were rolling down a hill and you never stopped.

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