Fat Jokes

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Since i got fат, the only thing that goes down on me...
... Is the computer chair in my office

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How do get a fат chick to go to bed with you?
Piece of cake!

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I really didn’t think I was getting that fат..
Until the lady at McDonalds said “Sorry about your weight”

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I told the corn he wasn't fат, just a little husky.
He didn't know how to take the compliment tho I guess it went against the grain.

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Not all jokes work out
That's why I'm fат.

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How do you make 2lbs of ugly fат attractive?
Put a niррlе on it!

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A fат weatherman who enjoys watch collecting?
I’d call him a meaty horologist

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How do you burn calories very quickly?
Light a fат kid on fire.

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I’m really fат but I feel skinny on the inside
So I identify as translender

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People should just ease up on criticising fат people for their body structure
They clearly have enough on their plate

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I have lots of jokes to tell about fат people and doors
But they just never seem to fit

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Why is Cardi B named like that?
Because she is too fат for Cardi O

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What does a box of chocolate and life have in common?
They don't last long for fат people.

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My wife always tells me that I treat my kid unfair. I don't even know which one she means.
Thomas, Carl or the fат and ugly one?

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You should never tease a fат girl with a lisp.
She's probably thick and tired of it.

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Fат girl on a table
I went to bar , and there was a fат girl dancing on the tables
" nice legs" I said
" you think so?" She replied
" Sure,most tables would have collapsed by now!"

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Your momma's so fат, she's like the negative cosine of X...
They both go down after pi

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My wife looked at herself in the mirror and said to me...
'All I see is a fат, ugly woman, can you say something nice about me to make me feel better'
'Of course' I replied 'Your eyesight is perfect'

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I'm not saying my neighbor's dog is fat
But she's more than a little husky.

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I was told by the vet that i had to put my cat down...
So i went home to it and said "You're fат and lazy."

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