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Why should you never bring a fат person to see a dramatic movie?
They will ruin the suspension.

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What do Rudolph and your mom have in common?
They'll both let fат men with eight bucks ride behind them.

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I would tell a joke about fат people,
But they have enough on their plate as it is.

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I don't know what made me feel more fat
That my fast food weighed so much in my passenger seat that my car told be to put a seat belt on it or that I was so concerned with its safety that I actually did.

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There's a fат man in a schoolyard.
A mother approaches him and asks:
"Are you waiting for a child?"
So he replies:
"No, I'm just fат"

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If Tumblr was edible
It would have alot of trans fat

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What's the best part about dating a fат girl?
They always know where they want to eat

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What type of cookies do fат people eat?
Four сhin cookies.

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Ever since my daughter was born people have said,
"She looks just like you!"
I'm not sure how to take that. I think -- maybe -- they're trying to be nice? But they've literally just said,
"Hey, your little girl looks just like a fат, balding middle aged man."

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What looks good on 5-pounds of fат?
A niррlе.

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They say inside every fат person is a skinny person trying to get out.
But that's silly. Surely the skinny people aren't still alive after they eat them.

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Did you guys hear about the fат geologist?
It wasn't a poor diet. It was the sedimentary lifestyle

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They call me Joe Fат Fingers
And I dobn't kniw whu

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Do you know how to make 5 pounds of fат look beautiful?
Put a niррlе on it.

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Why are the Japanese so afraid of obese Americans?
The last time they let a Fат Man in their country, Nagasaki disappeared.

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If you know a fат person, leave them alone
They've already got a lot on their plate.

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Do you know the secret to getting a fат chick in bed?
It's a piece of cake.

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What do you call it when a fат person gets an abortion?
Lifosuction

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Look, I'm gonna teach you how to fulfill your fат fetish and help you sеduсе someone fат.
Trust me I've easily done it before. It's a piece of cake.

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What do you call a fат knight of the round table?
Sir Cumference

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