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What do you get if you cross a соw, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.

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If you could have dinner with any historical figure, who would you choose?
"Gandhi."
Why him?
"More food for me."

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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.

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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole соw, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.

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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.

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What was Icarus’ least favorite food?
Hot wings.

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William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?
Mum: What crying man ?
William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'

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How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.

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Men are like..... Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

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How do you starve a black person?
Put their food stamps under a job application.

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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.

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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.

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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!

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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.

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An unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery
Slaves are given food and housing.

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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.

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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that соw's вuтт.

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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.

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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.

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