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Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lеsвiаns use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don't like where real meat comes from.

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Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.

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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.

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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.

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There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his diск.
He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed:
Have you been doing anything unusual?
And he said: No.
So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks.
So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked:
Have you been doing anything at all unusual?
And the guy said:
Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching роrnо and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.

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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.

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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.

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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lеsвiаns apartment?
Potpourri.

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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.

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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.

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Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!

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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.

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Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".

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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.

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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.

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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.

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Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some haywire!

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Doctor to woman patient:
"Your husband is too fond of strong coffee. You should not give it to him."
Patient:
"But you should see how excited he gets when I give him weak coffee."

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