A husband and wife are eating soup.The wife spills soup all over her and says:"Oh no, I look like a pig""Yes and you also have soup all over you!" 25 0 0
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat". 25 0 0
What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water?I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed. 16 0 0
What is the difference between a pizza and a women?The pizza can be eaten but the women can't! 18 0 0
Chuck Norris does not eat.Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body. 37 0 0
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.When he saw it giggled and said:"What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!" 40 0 0