Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel. 20 0 0
Doctor to woman patient:"Your husband is too fond of strong coffee. You should not give it to him."Patient:"But you should see how excited he gets when I give him weak coffee." 20 0 0
If you could have dinner with any historical figure, who would you choose?"Gandhi."Why him?"More food for me." 21 0 0
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole соw, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out. 21 0 0
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?Mum: What crying man ?William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !' 22 0 0