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It's fun being a philosophy major
I get to reflect on why I can't pay for food

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Why is taco salad Donald Trump's favorite Mexican food?
It has a wall around it.

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My girlfriend is a lot like fast food
I only come inside about once a year

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I wish restaurant food
Looked like the pictures on the menu.
A hostess asked me how everything was.
I said,
"My compliments to the photographer."

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I had a specific order in my day today.
1. I woke up
2. I won the lottery
3. My wife fed me good food after she went for her daily 4 mile run
4. I retired early and got paid millions of dollars everyday
Wait, it was actually 2, 3, 4, 1...

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How much is a life-time supply of fast food?
Not much.

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A man was arrested for dumping Chinese food on his neighbor's computer
He was charged with wonton destruction of property

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I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning.
I dyed a little inside.

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I feel sorry for those who are unable to afford food and drink this season.
You know it's bad when Mariah Carey can't even afford juice. She is so hard pressed that she even made a song about it. You know, all she wants for Christmas is juice.

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I just had dessert after my Chinese food, but there was no paper in my cookie.
That's unfortunate.

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What kind of food can't blind people eat?
Seafood.

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I realized I eat too much fast food so I decided I would start cooking for myself.
Does anyone here know how to "mcnugget" a chicken?

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How much food does a software engineer eat a day?
A couple of bytes

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Do you know any Indian food jokes?
Because I know Naan

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What food does United Airlines serve?
Chinese take out.

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The Indian Spy training University is very effective
Even the food has spice in it..

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Japan worked well for my weight loss.
Can't even pick up my food.

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Adam and Eve must have lived in the soviet union.
They had no clothes, no roof over their heads, the only food they had was an apple and the management was constantly telling them they were in paradise.

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My wife and I went to an Ethiopian restaurant for our anniversary.
The food was great, but the service was terrible. We had to wait 30 minutes to have our water refilled. Granted, the waitress had to walk six miles.

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Roy Moore still hasn't conceded, which actually makes sense.
How could anyone banned from mall food courts know anything about concessions?

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