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Just ate some food coloring
I dyed a little inside.

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I was ordering food for the cast of Black Panther. I asked if they liked pizza.
They said, “It depends. Wakanda pizza?”

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I think I figured out why so many North Koreans are starving
Not enough Seoul food.

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Today I took a pizza on the bus...
The bus driver said outraged:
"My bus isn't some kind of restaurant."
I then told him:
" That's exactly why I brought my own food."

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Today I gave a man on the street everything in my wallet, my food, my cigarettes and even the shoes on my feet
It was the best feeling in the world seeing him put the gun away and walk off.

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I wanted Mexican food, but I was in a hurry
So I ordered it ta-co

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Why getting Indian Food at a Gas Station is the best idea?
If the food is too spicy, you'll also receive free gas.

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A huge earthquake shook Mexico
Around 3000 people died.
The world combined efforts to help Mexico during these hard times.
England gave medicine.
France sent food.
Germany made huge donations.
USA sent 3000 Mexicans to replenish the stock

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When I eat a bunch of a foreign food
My gas smells different, it's like farting in another language

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I went to a Lord of the Rings themed restaurant. The food was horribly authentic and the waitress was as uglier than an Orc, but I have to give her credit. There was a table of 12 and it only took her ...
... One bring to gruel them all.

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I asked my wife to buy me Japanese food ..
Sushi did

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A guy takes a girl out to dinner. She finishes her food and is still hungry.
So he gives her his peas. After dinner, she gives him hеrреs.

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In Zimbabwe we always use 2 shopping carts
One for the food, one for the money.

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What do midgets and poor people have in common?
They both have trouble putting food on the table.

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What's Hailie's favorite food?
Mom's spaghetti.

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Winter is upon is, the poor will have to choose between food, heating
Or getting a new tattoo.

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My Indian engineering teacher told us this today
Growing up in America, you've probably heard your parents say, "Eat your food, there are starving children in India." But I tell my children, "Do your math homework or an Indian child will eat your food."

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Every time I go through a fast food window
They hand me my food and say “sorry about the weight.” I know I could lose a few pounds but this is just rude.

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Tried Turkish food today...
It was revolting

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I really hate my job as a waiter
But it puts food on the table

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