Now that India has allowed homosexuality, the first lеsвiаn couple have got married.So congratulations to Sukma Flарs and Makemaclit Singh 0 0 0
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a вlоwjов, then, the Asian said do you have homework.The Jew said no and they continued the вlоwjов.Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the вuм.Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.Note: they were all boys. 9 0 0
I make gаy jokes all the time; people say I’m a homophobe.I’m not, I just figure if you can take a соск up your аrsе, you can take a fuскing joke. 14 0 0
My wife shouted upstairs, “The sun’s just come out.”I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs.I was rather shocked when I got down to find our lad holding hands with his mate Michael. 14 0 0
Being offended is the new Aids. It started with the blacks and the gаy people. Now everybody is getting in on it. 14 0 0
Why is there so much activism over “Gаy Rights?”Maybe it’s because gаy people have the right to be as miserable as the rest of us. 14 0 0
A fairy granted me three wishes. So, I asked that all homosexuals be removed from the planet.I never got my other two. 14 0 0
A lеsвiаn went to Weight Watchers.The dietician said to her, “You are what you eat.”The lеsвiаn replied, “Are you calling me a сunт. 14 0 0
My gаy mate was really embarrassed after I caught him suскing a dildо.I think he’s put it behind him now. 14 0 0
Jewish people don’t miss a trick when it comes to turning a dollar.Our local synagogue owns a Kosher deli and they transfer the foreskins from the bris procedures to the deli, which in turn sells the foreskins to gаys for use as chewing gum. 14 0 0
One of my mates told me that I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.Which was an incredibly unnecessary and hurtful thing to say. It ruined our bath. 14 0 0
Common sense is like AIDS.Some are born with it while others have to get it pounded into them. 14 0 0