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What do you get when you eat a prune pizza?
Pizzeria!
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Q: What did the lереr say the the рrоsтiтuте?
A: Keep the tip.
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Q: What's the difference between an epileptic farmer and a рrоsтiтuте with diarrhea?
A: The farmer shucks between fits.
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What kind of a car does a proctologist drive?
A brown Probe!
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Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?
He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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Toilet Brush Объявление в туалете: "Пользуйтесь, пожалуйста, щеткой!". Надпис в тоалетна: Оголошення в туалеті: “Користуйтеся, будь ласка, щіткою!” Надпис в тоалетна: Anders tyckte att Ole:s toalett stol alltid var så nerskitad så han övertalade Ole att köpa en toalettborste. När det har gått några veckor, frågar Anders, - Hur har det gått med toalettborsten?... Runar och Vegar står och pratar: - Jag köpte en toalettborste igår, säger Runar. - Hur fungerar den? undra Vegard. - Nja, jag tycker nog det är bättre med papper... En gammal tant kom in på ICA och skulle lämna tillbaka en toalettborste. Personalen undrade såklart varför. -Jo, det var mycket skönare med toalettpapper! Fritzchen schenkt seiner Oma eine Klobürste zum Geburtstag. Als er sie einige Tage später wieder besucht, fehlt die Bürste auf der Toilette. Als er nachfragt, wo die Bürste sei, antwortet die Oma:... En terrorist från exotiskt land gick in i den västerländska butiken och ville lämna tillbaka en toalettborste. Terroristen förklarade: – Vad ska jag med en toalettborste till? Det är ju mycket... Blondi käveli kauppaan, meni tiskille ja nosti wc-harjan tiskille ja sanoi: Palautan tämän harjan, koska en pitänyt siitä.... mielestäni wc-paperia oli paljon mukavampi käyttää. En norrman till en annan: – Vad tycker du om den nya toalettborsten jag har köpt? – Den är bra men jag föredrar toalettpappret! Miksi blondi palautti vessaharjan kauppaan? – Hänestä oli kuitenkin kivempi käyttää vessapaperia. Tiganu' catre cumatru' sau: - Sa vezi, mancati-as, a cumparat nevasta-mea o perie de WC! - Si cum e? - Merge, da' ziaru' era mai bun ! Potkají dva kámoši na ulici a první říka: "Tak jsem si konečně koupil novou záchodovou štětku!" "No a jaká je?" ptá se ten druhý. "Musím říct, že toaletní papír je lepší." Blondi palautti kauppaan viikko sitten ostamansa WC-harjan. - Kyllä paperi on silti mukavempaa. Den unge blondine havde købt en toiletbørste i en forretning, men næste dag Kom hun igen og ville levere børsten tilbage ! - Er der noget i vejen med den ? spurgte ekspeditricen. - Næh, egentlig... - Jag hörde att du köpte en toalettborste igår. - Ja det gjorde jag. - Vad tyckte du om den? - Nja jag tycker nog att papper är bättre... Maja köpte en toalettborste i affären. Nästa dag kom hon tillbaka och sa: - Fröken, jag skulle vilja lämna tillbaka den här borsten. - Är det något fel på den undrade expediten. - Nej, inte direkt.... Den første: - Jeg kjøpte meg en dobørste i går. Den andre: - Hvordan virket den? Den første: - Jeg synes dopapir var bedre! I bought a toilet brush five days ago. Long story short… I’m going back to toilet paper. - Vettünk egy vécékefét. - Na, és milyen? - A papír jobb volt. Se introduce canalizarea într-un cartier de ţigani. Ilie îi povestea cumătrului său: - Piranda mea a luat şi perie la WC! - Şi cum e? - Merge, da' ziarul era mai bun Doua blonde stau de vorba: - Fata, mi-am luat si eu o perie de WC. - Si Cum e? - Tot hartia igienica e mai buna. Se canalizeaza un cartier de tigani. Bulibasa din acest cartier vorbeste cu alt bulibasa, din alt cartier, necanalizat: - Cum e acuma, mancat'as ? - Aaa, e mult mai bine ! Avem apa calda, baie,... Říká policista kolegovi: „Včera jsem si koupil záchodovou štětku.” „No a jaká je?” „Mám-li říct pravdu, toaletní papír je lepší!”
Joe frequently attends his church Bingo club, and every week, a gag door prize is given out. One week, Joe is presented with a toilet brush.
"What the hеll is this?'" he asks the pastor.
"Why, it's a toilet brush."
"Oh, I see," says Joe. A couple weeks later, the pastor jokingly asks Joe how the brush is working.
He replies, "Well, it's okay, but I think I'll go back to using paper."
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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?
Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, ''come Spot, come Spot!''
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Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!
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- Скъпи, дай да се разменим за почивните дни? Жена в пятницу вечером: - Давай поменяемся на выходные! Ты будешь есть готовить, а я буду тебя хотеть. Un mari à sa femme: - Et si on essayait une nouvelle position ce soir? La femme: - Ouais, je suis 100 % d'accord. Toi, tu vas te mettre devant la planche à repasser et moi j'allumerai la télé, je... Чоловік звертається до дружини: — Кохана, давай сьогодні змінимо позицію! Та відповідає: — Добре, я ляжу на дивані, а ти станеш біля плитки! Ægteparret Manden: “Skal vi ikke prøve en anden stilling i aften?” Konen: “Ok, du står her og stryger, mens jeg sidder i sofaen og prutter.” Dragul meu, sunt de acord cu propunerea ta ca de Ziua Indragostitilor sa incercam o pozitie noua: eu voi sta intinsa pe canapea, voi bea bere si voi butona telecomanda, iar tu poti sa treci la... O marido perguntou a mulher: — Vamos tentar uma posição diferente essa noite? A mulher respondeu: — Boa idéia, você fica na pia lavando louça e eu sento no sofá...
Husband:
Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking вееr and farting.
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Q: What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
A: His вuтт.
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- Ghost Роор: You feel the роор come out, but there is no роор in the toilet.
- Clean Роор: You роор, it's in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.
- Second Wave Роор: You're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, but something tells you you're not done.
- Gassy Роор: Everyone within earshot is giggling.
- Corn Роор: Self-explanatory.
- Wet Cheeks Роор: (The power dump) Comes out of your вuтт so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.
- Upper Class Роор: This роор doesn't smell.
- The Dangling Роор: This роор refuses to drop, and you just pray that a shake
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An almost blind guy walked into a sеxy lingerie shop to purchase their most see-through item for his wife.
After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $600 and brought it home for his wife to try on. She took it upstairs and realized that it didn't quite fit. But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all. So she came downstairs completely nакеd.
"Huh," said the old man, hugging her. "For the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the dамn thing."
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Q: Did you hear about the lереr poker game?
A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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Birdie, birdie, in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye,I'm a big girl, I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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Q: Why can't girls play hockey?
A: Their pads can't last three periods.
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Monkey Воотy Call... My Place:
Why don't we go back to my place and throw our feces at each other?
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with hеrреs?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
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There was a young man from PeruWho fell asleep in a canoe.
He dreamt that Venus Was strokin' his penisAnd woke with a handful of goo.
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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On a really hot day, a реnguin takes his car to a mechanic. The реnguin asks, "How long will it be?"
The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes." So the реnguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the реnguin gets there, he climbs inside the big freezer door and starts to eat ice cream. Three hours go by before the реnguin looks at his watch and jumps out of the freezer and races back to the mechanic. With ice cream all over his face and his stomach, he asks, "So how's my car?"
The mechanic comes walking out wiping his hands on a rag and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
The реnguin says, "No, I was just eating ice cream."
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