Insult Jokes

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He's your basic dad: he has no idea what's going on. He's never done any drugs, but he's burnt beyond recognition.

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Insult Jokes Dad Jokes

Insult: Your so UGLУ that when you were born, the surgeon was just about to drop kick you out the window when your parents scream "WAIT WE NEED THE CHILD SUPPORT MONEY!!!".

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Gаy guy: Your girlfriends a sluт Me: Hey at least she gets more diск than you.

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Diскhеаd: You're gаy!
Me: Don't tell me about your sеx life!

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Insult Jokes Sex Jokes

Me : hey ваве what you doing ? Bae: nothing just going bed, I'm tired, what are you doing ?
Me: standing in the club behind you.

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Boy #1:your a рussy boy #2: what can i say? you are what you eat!
Boy #1:....

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Cool guy: hey, are you pregnant.
Me: no, but you might wanna check out if your sister is.

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Of course I talk like an idiot
How else will you understand me?

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Bully: Ha! You wear briefs instead of boxers that's so gаy!
*Everybody laughs*
Me: Why were you looking down my pants?
*Everybody's silent*
Who's gаy now.

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Nerd:why is ur family tree a cactus
Bully:why
Nerd:because everyone in it is a prick
Class:oooooooooooh!

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Bully: your so poor
Me: just like your grades

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Idiот: Get sucked
Me: At least I can
Idiot: shut up
Me: What, you tell an insult and I tell the truth. That way we're even

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Вiтсh: *Insults you and says it is a joke*
Me: If you wanted a joke you should have just looked in the mirror

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Boy 1:your mom is a hooker
Boy2: ouch that was a low вlоw... Speaking of low blows hows ur mom?

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I like people, I just don't like making friends. And here's why -- you ever made a friend, and after hanging out with them for a while, you start to realize that they're kind of sтuрid, and y'all don't have nothing in common? But by that time, it's too late, and you're already married?

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A kid tried talking to you with his mouth full of food
Kid: Мuff blah -mouth full of food noises- or talking with mouth full
Me: I don't understand you, try taking the diск out of your mouth and then try talking.

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Rude person: Your so gаy!!!
Me/anyone: I'm straighter than the pole yo momma dances on

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Insult Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

Our closest enemy is Castro. Anybody scared of Castro? Nah. It's like рissing off the slow kid in school.

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School Jokes Kids Jokes Insult Jokes

Bully: You look like a diск.
Me: You must be looking in a mirror.

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Bully: Your diск is small than a millimeter.
Me: How would you know? Do you like looking at diскs?

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Insult Jokes