Marriage and Family Jokes

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My wife can't remember her password, which she created yesterday.
But she remembers what I said on June 12, 2004, at 1:47pm

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While massaging her husband's head, the wife asked:
"Before we got married, who massaged your head?"
Her husband's answer was very touching:
"Before we got married, I never had a headache.

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When you’re about to win an argument with your wife, but she suddenly switches to cheating mode.

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Parenting is just getting mad at your kids for having the characteristics you either passed down to them or married into

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Me on my way to ask my wife what's wrong with her

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- “Well, your wife managed to unlock your phone an hour ago. Do you want to go home first or shall we leave now?”

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When your boyfriend is accusing you of cheating and you're standing there thinking he's starting to sound just like your husband

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FAMILY PLANNING ADVICE - Use Rear Entrance

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How clean do you want it? Like your browser history

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Darling, tell me those three magic words. It's my fault. Not that, the important ones! You are right!

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Happy wife, happy life.
Happy husband, suspicious wife.

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Marriage, because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work

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Wife: "I'm Рissеd" Husband: Again or Still

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I can't wait to grow up and get married.

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I wish my family took pics like this so l could just show them to my therapist to save time

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When your 2000 year old daughter is finally getting married and moving out of the house

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Me on my way to argue with the whole family after someone took my charger

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Relaxing after winning an argument with wife

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Take me to your leader

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Romeo died cause of Juliet. Jack died cause of Rose. Stay Single if you want to live.

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