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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.

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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.

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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.

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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47

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A Kentuckian entered the US Army and was in his first week of basic training.
He lived in the back hills and was not used to the modern amenities.
On the first day, he was issued a comb.
On the second day they sent him to the barber to cut off his hair.
On the third day he was issued a toothbrush and toothpaste.
On the fourth day he was sent to the dentist and they pulled ten of his teeth.
On the fifth day he was issued an athletic supporter.
On the sixth day he went AWOL.

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What’s the similarity between a bag of сhiрs and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.

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Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says, “You man the guns, I’ll drive!”

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I COMPLETELY disagree with Trump's military trans ban...
I mean, wouldn't all those attack helicopters be useful??

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When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.

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He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.

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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.

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Question: Why did the Army send do many women with РМS to the Persian Gulf?
Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
They both wear stripes.

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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.

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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.

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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.

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