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Me staring at the dead body in a movie to see if I can catch it breathing

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The kid asked me to get his balloon. Yeah, no thanks.

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With the birth of this baby, the action movie franchise will now run until 2085

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In Diana Jones and her temple of poon

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I guess i have downloaded the wrong batman movie

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And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

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Theon's Special

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The breakup with Miss Piggy went bad....

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Not gonna lie, getting sucked into jumanji for 30 years doesn't sound too bad right now

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Disney dark humor I missed as a child

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Leonardo DiCaprio has decided to end his under-25 dating rule to date his new 27-year-old girlfriend. Coward.

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American рsyсhо with Christian Bale.

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Just moved house and my new neighbor Ron Perlman came to say hello buot

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When you think about it... Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog anc not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy...

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No wonder it's such a good movie. In "The Shawshank Redemption" - there are only two female speaking roles, totaling about 10 seconds in a 2 hours and 22 min film

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- Data, why is there a man clinging to the hull of our ship at warp speed? - It appears to be Tom Cruise, sir. He is filming Mission Impossible part 421.

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My grandfather told me that he saw the Titanic, and that from the beginning he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but nobody listened to him.
He was a brave man. He did not give up. He warned them again and again on several occasions... until they kicked him out of the cinema.

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WTF

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Do you know how the Marvel villains came into being? They were elves once Taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated Into a ruined and terrible form of life

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During the filming of the first Jurassic Park movie Steven Spielberg had extra children in case the dinosaurs ate one of them to not slow down production

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