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Chuck Norris can stop the music.

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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.

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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.

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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.

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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just кill you softly with his song.

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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.

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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.

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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones.

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What's a rabbits favorite song?
"Hoppy Birthday to You."

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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.

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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.

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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of sсат, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.

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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.

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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.

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What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.

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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.

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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....

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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".

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