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Дете пита майка си: Treffen sich zwei Frauen im Park, die eine hat einen Kinderwagen dabei. Негърче пита майка си: A little boy asked his mother: Mummy, why are you white and I am black? Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark. Un ragazzino: - Mamma, come mai tu sei bianca e io sono nero? - Eh figlio mio, quando mi ricordo di quella festa..., meno male che non abbai. Sohn: "Papa, warum bin ich schwarz obwohl Mama und Du weiß seid?" Vater: "Tja Sohn, das war damals eine ziemlich wilde Orgie. Sei froh, dass Du nicht bellst!" O garotinho vira-se para a mãe e pergunta: — Manhêêê! — O que é, seu pirralh..., digo, meu querido? — Se você é branca e o papai é negro, por que é que eu fui nascer com cara de japonês? — Ih, meu... Fragt die Frau den Arzt, wie denn ihr neugeborenes Kind aussehe. Antwortet der Arzt: "Ein blonder Schwarzer mit asiatischen Augen! Vielleicht sollten sie das nächste Mal besser aufpassen, wenn sie... Een blondje ligt op de verlostafel en het hoofdje van haar baby komt er uit. Warempel, het is zwart! De verpleegster vraagt: "Deed u het met een zwarte?" "Ja zei de blondine, maar eenmalig." Het... Fritzchen: Papa, Papa – warum sind du und Mama weiß und ich schwarz? Vater: Weißt du Sohn, die 68er waren eine verrückte Zeit. Sei froh, dass du nicht bellst. Mamo, mamo, a dlaczego ja jestem czarny, a Ty jesteś biała? - pyta dziecko mamę. - Ciesz się, że nie masz ogona i nie szczekasz - taka była impreza - odpowiada mama. - Apu, apu! Miért van az, hogy te is fehér vagy, anyu is fehér és én néger vagyok? - Hú, kisfiam erről inkább anyádat kérdezd! Odamegy a gyerek az anyjához: - Anyu, Anyu! Miért van az, hogy te is... Op het ziekenhuis is er juist een vrouw aan het bevallen. Eerst komt het kopje van de baby tevoorschijn, het ziet geel. De dokter vraagt: "Heb je het ooit met een chinees gedaan?" Waarop de dame... Pistike kérdezi az anyukáját: - Anya az mért van, hogy apa is, te is, az egész családban mindenki fehér, csak én vagyok fekete? - Kisfiam, ne kérdezz semmit! Amilyen buli volt, örülj, hogy nem... Mazs zēns jautā mammai: - Mamm, kāpēc es esmu melnādains, bet tu balta? - Labāk nejautā. Atceroties to ballīti.. esi laimīgs, ka nerej! Kisfiú odamegy az anyukájához: - Anyuci, az hogy van, hogy az oviban minden kisfiúnak fehér a bőre, és a szülei is fehérek. Én viszont fekete vagyok, viszont te fehér! Hogy lehet ez? - Hát,... Mommy, why am I asian when daddy is black and you are white? With how that night went just be thankful you are not barking Ρωτάει το παιδί τον πατέρα του : - Μπαμπά, γιατί εσύ είσαι άσπρος, η μαμά μου μαύρη και εγώ κίτρινος; Και του απαντάει ο πατέρας του: - Με την παρτούζα που έπεσε εκείνο το βράδυ, να ευχαριστείς που...
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Ποιός οδηγεί; Ποιός είναι ο οδηγός; Сириец, иракчанин и афганистанец се возят в кола. Кой шофира? - Негр и мексиканец едут в машине. Hay un gitano y un moro en un coche: A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration. Ein Türke, ein Italiener und ein Pole sitzen zusammen in einem Auto. Wer fährt? Die Polizei Een neger en een turk zitten samen in de auto wie rijd er met de auto? -De flikken Народная Американская загадка-анекдот. - Если в машине едут негр и мексиканец, кто же управляет автомобилем? - Коп. 2 turken zitten in de auto, wie rijd? de politie. A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop! En araber og en neger køre i en bilen. Hvem kører? – En betjent. En Tyrker, Kurder og Thailænder sidder i en bil… Hvem køre bilen? – Politiet To innvandrere sitter i en bil. Hvem kjører? - Politimannen som sitter foran.. Hvis to perkere og en neger sidder i en bil. Hvem kører så? – En hvid politimand. - Egy ukrán, egy cigány, és egy román ülnek egy kocsiban. Ki vezet? - Hát a rendőr!
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Τι είπε ο Θεός όταν έπλασε τον πρώτο μαύρο; Hvad sagde gud da han skabte den første sorte mand? – ”Ups.. Jeg brændte en” What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one! - ¿Qué dijo Dios cuando hizo el primer negro? - Creo que quemé uno. Hvad sagde gud da han lavede sin anden neger? Shit! jeg brændte en til! Hvad sagde gud lige i det han havde skabt den første sorte mand? – Så for søren, jeg kom vist til at brænde en på - Vad sa Gud när han skapat den första negern? - Ooops, jag brände en!
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Ποιός οδηγεί; Ποιός είναι ο οδηγός; Сириец, иракчанин и афганистанец се возят в кола. Кой шофира? - Негр и мексиканец едут в машине. Hay un gitano y un moro en un coche: A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration. Ein Türke, ein Italiener und ein Pole sitzen zusammen in einem Auto. Wer fährt? Die Polizei Een neger en een turk zitten samen in de auto wie rijd er met de auto? -De flikken Народная Американская загадка-анекдот. - Если в машине едут негр и мексиканец, кто же управляет автомобилем? - Коп. 2 turken zitten in de auto, wie rijd? de politie. There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop En araber og en neger køre i en bilen. Hvem kører? – En betjent. En Tyrker, Kurder og Thailænder sidder i en bil… Hvem køre bilen? – Politiet To innvandrere sitter i en bil. Hvem kjører? - Politimannen som sitter foran.. Hvis to perkere og en neger sidder i en bil. Hvem kører så? – En hvid politimand. - Egy ukrán, egy cigány, és egy román ülnek egy kocsiban. Ki vezet? - Hát a rendőr!
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One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him. The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked,... A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well, until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he... The following conversion took place in a Polish church. Polish Man: I want to divorce my wife. Priest: Why my son? Polish Man: I think she is trying to kill me. Priest: What makes you say this?...
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
"Have you any grounds?"
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."
"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It made of concrete."
"I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
"No, we have carport, and not need one."
"I mean. What are your relations like?"
"All my relations still in Poland."
"Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."
"Does your wife beat you up?"
"No, I always up before her."
"Is your wife a nagger?"
"No, she white."
"Why do you want this divorce?"
"She going to кill me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I got proof."
"What kind of proof?"
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom."
"I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
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