One-Liner Jokes

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Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!

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Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
Student: Bambalakkadi Jimba.
Teacher: I don't understand anything you said.
Student: Same here.

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One-Liner Jokes School Jokes

I don't think any would stick. I shouldn't be spreading such bad puns and drive everyone nuts. Any one butter than me? Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter? I`m not teling you. You might spread it! Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? Because she`s nuts! How is a dumb blonde like peanut butter? They spread for the bread. I told my girlfriend I was breaking up with her because she had peanut butter legs. She asked,
"What do you mean?" I said,
"Your legs are nice and smooth and easy to spread like peanut butter." What`s the feepng you get after popshing a peanut? Post nut clarity. Why are peanuts afraid of going out? They`re afraid of getting a-salted. When can peanuts laugh? When you сrаск them up! What kind of sandwiches do sharks eat? Peanut butter and Jellyfish Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks? The Shell station! What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astro-nut! What did applesauce say to peanut butter? You`re Nutty! Photo by Corleto Peanut butter on Unsplash

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Brunette after sеx:
"Oh that was great! Love you... Wanna marry?"
Blonde after sеx:
"Next!"
Redhead after sеx:
"Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A blonde goes to an office party and wins a thermos. The blonde asks a co-worker, What does it do? He says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. The next day the blond goes to work after filling her thermos with ice cream and tea.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

I dont even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. Im looking at all the aisles -- they dont have one that says oops.

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One-Liner Jokes Pregnancy Jokes

A book is an example of an eye-speed communication device.

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What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A man was checking his itemised lawyers bill. One item read:
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Spotted you across the street. Crossed over to discuss a legal point in your case. When I got there it was not you after all. 20 dollars

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck Norris donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research to the American Cancer Society.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes American Jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with one brain cell? A: Gifted.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant.
Q: What do you call a blonde with more than two brain cells? A: A golden retriever.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Dolly Parton charmed me into watching the Winter Games. I was воовs led.

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How do you know a blonde has a bad day? she's playing a pencil and she cant find her recorder!

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes Superhero Jokes

Chuck Norris invented KFC's famous secret recipe, with 11 herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the 12th ingredient: Fear

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there; then the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

In the words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? pull out the pin and throw it back
What do you do when a blode throws a pin at you? run like hеll shes got a grenade in her mouth!!

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes