One-Liner Jokes

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Q. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children's songs?

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They gave my mother's sister a speeding ticket, which hurts my fine auntses.

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“Toucan happens when one can't.”

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My family is like a cactus; A bunch of рriскs.

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Billy Idol tried to clean up his act, but then was accused of Mony laundering.

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Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.

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Would you walk into an unsupported building? For most people, it's a matter of truss.

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Writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone.
The person answers and it’s their mom saying, “I have a computer question..."

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Son:
"Gee pop, there's a man at the circus who jumps on a horse's back, slips underneath, catches hold of its tail and finishes up on the horse's neck!"
Dad:
"That's easy... I did all that the first time I ever rode a horse."

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In the digital age, how do know your child is роттy trained?

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Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.

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Watching lactating gorillas really wets my ape тiт.

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Hear about the gаy tourist in Egypt who was excited to see the sphincts?

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What do you call a man who has sеx with his mom? A MOTHER FUСКЕR!

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Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.

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There was once a bass guitar player that was getting a divorce from his wife. The court ordered that his wife was guaranteed to HALF of what he owned.
So she got his E string and his D string.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall?So she could see what was on the other side!Submitted by CurtisEdited by Calamjo

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Graffiti artists have high standards, and believe in setting bench marks.

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What's an Iraqi cannibal's favourite dish?

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What did the teen tell his doctor upon waking up in the hospital during a thunderstorm?
He thought he was safe from the lightning because he was "grounded".

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