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Q: Why don't you fаrт in church?
A: Because you have to sit in your pew.

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Q: What did Моsеs said when he came down the mountain and saw people worshipping the golden calf?
A: Holy соw!

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Q: Why did the priest giggle?
A: Mass hysteria!

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Q: Why can't Anglicans play chess?
A: Because they can't tell a Bishop from a Queen.

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Q: What do you call a detective from the reformation?
A: Martin Sleuther

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Working for the Lord, don't pay much, but the benefits are out of this world.

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If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, What would she do for a Klondike bar?

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Q: What happened when Моsеs had a headache?
A: God gave him some tablets.

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Q: What do you call holy bread?
A: Jesus Crust!

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Q: What do you call Pope Benedict XVI after his last day?
A: Ex Benedict.

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Неll yeah I'm a catholic i've been addicted to cats my whole life

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Q: Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible?
A: He floated his stock while everybody else was being liquidated.

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Q: Why did the sponge go to church?
A: Because it was holy!

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Q: Why couldn't the Virgin Mary sleep?
A: Because Jesus cries (сhrisт).

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Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter?
A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand.

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A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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An old lady really wanted to visit England, the home of her ancestors, before she died. So she went to the Federal Office and asked for a passport.
“You must take the loyalty oath first,” the passport clerk said.
“Raise your right hand, please.”
The old gal raised her right hand.
“Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all its enemies, domestic or foreign?”
The sweet old face paled and the voice trembled as she responded, “Well, I guess so, but. . . Will I have help, or will I have to do it all by myself?”

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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."

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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
They both have ваlls just for decoration.

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