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Q: What is a Catholics favorite Oliver Stone movie?
A: Born Again on the 4th of July.
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What do you call a place rich in gold and poor in spirituality?
"The Catholic church!"
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Q: What did the nun say to the swiss cheese?
A: "I'm holier than you"
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Q: What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
A: Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
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Q: How do Bishops and Cardinals get to the Vatican?
A: On a pope-cycle.
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Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
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Q: Why do nuns go everywhere in pairs?
A: To make sure the other nun gets none.
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Q: What do you call a Catholic service that is very very important?
A: Critical Mass.
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Q: Why can't you find the letter X in Church?
A: Because it was X-communicated.
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Q: Need an ark to save two of every animal?
A: I Noah guy.
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Q: Does light have mass?
A: Of course not. It's not even Catholic!
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Q: Why did a dog enter the church in the middle of a religious mass?
A: Because he was a German shepherd.
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Q: How is a Catholic priest like a Christmas tree?
A: The ваlls are just for decoration.
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Q: Did you know that Matt Damon is religious?
A: He's a BOURNE Again Christian!
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Q: How does a Jew celebrate Christmas?
A: He installs a parking meter on the roof.
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Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Italy?
A: They had the three wise guys, but they couldn't find a virgin.
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Q: What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?
A: Christian Bale
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Q: What is Jesus' favourite pop song of all time?
A: I can feel it in my fingers.
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Q: Did you hear about all the drama down at the convent?
A: Well, it's nun of your business.
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Q: What's the difference between Jesus and your father?
A: Your father never came back.
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