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What do you call men who use the pull out method?
Fathers.
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Two old men hobble into the pub.
One says, ‘I’ve heard Guinness puts lead in your pencil. Shall we try some?’
‘All right,’ says the other.
‘But, to be honest, I’ve got nobody to write to.’
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Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sеx before marriage?’
Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’
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Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sеx change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
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‘I was involved in an extremely good example of оrаl contraception two weeks ago.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Wооdy Allen
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Doc, every time after sеx I hear whistle.
What's your age?
70.
You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause...
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Grandmother is so sтuрid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
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Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
Gorgonzola!
Wait, it is not on yet.
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‘I’m a bad lover.
Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’
Rodney Dangerfield
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Имам приятел, женски частен изследовател. Или гинеколог, както обича да го наричат.
I’ve got a friend who’s a female private investigator. Or gynaecologist, as he likes to be called.
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I sexshoppen: - Vad kostar den där stora röda dildon? - Tyvärr, den är inte till salu – Va? Varför inte? - Det är vår brandsläckare… - Hvor er dildoerne? - Lige derovre frue. - Jeg snupper den røde tak. - Beklager frue, ildslukkeren er ikke til salg!!! - Jag skulle vilja köpa den där stora röda dildon. - Tyvärr, det där är en brandsläckare. Přijde blondýnka do sexshopu a ptá se: "Kolik stojí ten modrý vibrátor?" "Čtyřista korun." odvětí prodavač. "A za kolik je ten zelený?" "Ten je za sedmset korun." "No a kolik stojí ten červený?"... A velhinha vai na farmácia e pergunta discretamente para o atendente: — O senhor tem vibradores ? O atendente meio assustado com o pedido da velhinha, vira discretamente e mostra os aparelhos... C'est une blonde qui rentre dans un magasin de sextoys, et elle dit au vendeur : Bonjour je voudrais le jaune,le vert et le rouge. Le vendeur lui répond : le vert et le jaune sa sera possible mais... A loira entra na loja e pede um vibrador: — Pois não senhora, temos de todo tipo cor e tamanho, diz o atendente. — Quanto custa aquele maior ali no canto, diz a loira. — Desculpe senhora, mas... Iena blondine i vibratoriu parduotuve ir sako kiek kainuoja tas vibratorius 100 lt ne man reik didesnio o kiek tas kur ant sienos tas neparduodamas o uz kiek man ji parduotumet nu kaip jum tai uz... Ateina blondine i erotine prekiu parduotuve ir klause pardavejos .. sakykit po kiek pas jus vibratoriai.? PARDAVEJE : 100lt 120lt 150lt BLONDINE: sakykit o tas dydelis raudonas po kiek?... Доаѓа плавуша во секс шоп: - Каде ви се вибраторите? - Тука, на овој ѕид. - Ууууу, може овој црвениов? - Госпоѓо, тоа е апаратот за гаснење пожар. Некоја жена сакала да си купи вибратор и отишла во секс шоп. Продавачот и рекол да си одбере од закачените вибратори на ѕидот. Гледала жената гледала, на крај се одлучила: - Еве ке го земам оној... A blonde goes into a sex shop and asks the salesmen where the vibrators are and the sales man points to one of the walls so she walks over to them and she sees a very nice and big red one She asks... Πηγαίνει μία ξανθιά σε sex-shop ξαναμένη, και κοιτάζει στους δ*νητές. Λέει στο υπάλληλο να της δείξει τους καλούς και εκείνος αρχίζει… – Αυτός είναι 13 πόντοι μήκος, 9 περίμετρος και πολύ καλός με... Една блондинка влиза в секс-магазин и почва да разглежда вибраторите. Баба влиза в секс магазин и пита продавачката: Разкошна жена на около 45 години влиза в секс шоп-а и търси вибратор Una bella signora sui quarantacinque anni entra in un negozietto per grandi, si avvicina al commesso e gli chiede un vibratore. Susanne steht im Sex-Shop und will unter den angebotenen Vibratoren wählen. Una tía está en un sex-shop y dice: A man is working a a d*ldo store, when a brunette walks in. Une femme rentre dans un sex-shop et se rend au rayon godes-michets. Elle les regarde tous : des longs, des pointus, des bossus, etc. Un vendeur arrive pour lui demander son choix. Elle lui répond : - Señorita ¿Tiene consoladores? - Si, en aquella estantería, elija el que quiere - Me llevo este rojo - Señora, el extintor no se vende Certa vez, uma bicha foi a uma loja comprar um pênis de plástico.Chegou lá e o atendente da loja, logo perguntou: — O que a senhora deseja? A bicha com vergonha diz: — Ai, tô com vergonha! O atendente então insiste: — Senhora, o que você deseja? A bicha toda envergonhada responde: — Um pênis de... Uma bichinha chega num sexshop e fala pro atendente: — Bofe, tem pênis de borracha? — Tem sim. — Respondeu o atendente, abrindo uma cortina e mostrando vibradores de todas as cores e tamanhos. Depois de muita dúvida a bichinha dis: — Vou levar aquele grandão e vermelho dalí! O atendente responde:... Uma bicha entrou num sexy-shop. Toda discreta, chama um vendedor e pergunta pelos pintos de borracha. O vendedor leva numa sala reservada e mostra vários pintos de tamanho e cores diversas. A bicha... Una donna entra in un sex-shop per comprare un fallo finto. Si guarda in giro un po’ imbarazzata, ne vede uno rosso che gli piace, poi dice al commesso: - 'allora, vorrei quello verde lì, quello... Una signora in un sexy shop: “Vorrei un fallo di gomma”. Il gestore: “Ne abbiamo di tutti i tipi, dimensioni e colori. Quale vuole?”. “Voglio quello rosso”. “No, quello non è in vendita”. “E... Une femme se rend dans un sexe-shop pour acheter des gods car son mari et décédé, donc la femme regarde les gods et un vendeur viens pour la renseigné , Le vendeur : puis-je vous aider ? La femme :...
A gаy guys walks into a pharmacy with his suppository prescription and approaches the front counter. He hands the prescription to the pharmacist and after confirming the prescription, the pharmacist asks him, "Okay sir, what kind of pills would you like?" The guy looks around and over the shoulder of the pharmacist, and spots something he wants. He points at the wall and says,
"I'll take that kind right there!" The pharmacist looks at what he is pointing at and says,
"Sorry sir, but you cant have that. It's our fire extinguisher!"
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A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms.
The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’
‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims.
‘I thought you rolled them on!’
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Men, don’t buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms; buy an ordinary one and slip in a handful of frozen peas.
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‘I believe that sеx is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’
Steve Martin
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg is frowning and looking a bit рissеd off.
The egg mutters, to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"
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In an attempt to use sеx to encourage me to do some jobs in and around the house, my wife walked up to me and said,”I’ll make you a deal… you go outside and cut the hedges, and I’ll shave my рussy.”
I replied, “Don’t be sтuрid. We can’t both use the hedge trimmer at once.”
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Yo mama's so fат when she is having sеx, her partner doesen't know if it's in her вuтт or her воовs.
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It’s bizarre how, when you’re single, you’ll give almost anything to have a girlfriend with regular sеx; yet, when you’re in a relationship, you’d give almost anything just to have five fсuкing minutes alone to watch роrn with sound.
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This undergraduate was very attracted to a charming and delightful woman in one of his classes. She was bright, witty, good looking, and very friendly. She also was in a wheelchair because she’d lost both legs in an accident.
This proved to be no real barrier, however; this was one formidable woman whether she had legs or not. The young man asked her out on a date and she accepted.
They had a wonderful evening together, and they were most attracted to one another. When he brought her home, one thing led to another in the seat of the car, but she stopped him just at a crucial moment and said, “Wait, I’ve got an idea that will make it better for both of us. See that elm tree over there? Let me hang from that lower branch while we do it.”
He was amazed not only at her upper body strength, but also at how good the sеx was.
“What an incredible fсuк”, he thought. Afterward, he brought her wheelchair over and gently took her down and wheeled her up to the house. As he was preparing to go, however, he saw her father standing on the porch.
“Young man, I want you to know that I saw everything you did with my daughter.”
“You did?”
“Yes. And, I want to thank you.”
“You do?”
“Yes. Every other guy she’s brought home has left her hanging in the dамn tree!”
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