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Just read about those poor primitive people in Africa who believe Ebola isn’t an illness but a curse placed upon them by evil spirits.
Such a shame they can’t see through that mumbo jumbo and superstition like us in the West.
I’ll pray for them at mass on Sunday.

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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!

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Chuck Norris gets younger by the кill.

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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."

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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the wомв.

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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death рissеd his pants.

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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.

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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.

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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.

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Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.

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A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge on the tenth floor of a skyscraper.
The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late.
"Where were you? I was worried sick."
"It was such nice day, I decided to walk."

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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.

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Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act sтuрid until I get back.

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What do you call a old snowman?
Water.

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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.

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Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
A: Because his wife died.

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English man Irish man Scotch man are in a desert, they got captured by the Germans.
The Germans say, I will give you one thing before you die.
The Englishman man say water, the Scotch man say whiskey, the Irish man says a car door.
The Germans say, why do you want a car door.
The Irish man says, because when it gets hot, it can wind down the window.

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A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital.
After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead.
The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it.
"Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.

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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can кill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.

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