Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vоdка. He then says to the barkeep, “Who’s the toughest guy in here?” The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is рissеd because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom. Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vоdка. He asks again, “Who’s the toughest guy in here tonight?” The bartender points to the bathroom and says he’s in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, “What happened in there?” Jim smiles and says, “I don’t know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket int the toilet.” 0 0 0
My friend:What are you doingMe:I´m making holy waterMy friend:How?Me:I´m boiling the hеll out of it. 0 0 0
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?Because it has at least one hundred degrees. 0 0 0
How to make holy water1-grab a pot2-put water in it3-set the stove to 420 degrees4-boil the hеll out of it 0 0 0
This guy is boiling water the girl walks in and says “What are you doing” the guy says “I’m making Holy Water” She said “How?” He said “I’m boiling the hеll out of it” 0 0 0
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be comingBoss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am 0 0 0
