Boys:“Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?”Mom:“That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs”Boys:“I know, we need a third base” 0 0 0
Heres a list of puns not all of them are mine1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fаn.”6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me! 0 0 0
I heard Michael Schumacher’s former pit crew went to visit him.They changed the wheels on his bed and drip in 5.4 seconds. 0 0 0
I hurt myself at crossFit today...Now I find myself making crosses while sitting down...I call it Cross-Sit! 0 0 0
Why did the golf player take an extra pair of pants when he went out on the golf course?Just in case he got a hole in one. 0 0 0
I’ve been banned from the local football field for causing a nasty injury in the game last night.I don’t know why, my lawnmower clearly touched the ball before going over the player. 0 0 0
After removing a tiny fish from his hook and throwing it back into the water, the fisherman said:“Don’t show up around here anymore without your parents!” 0 0 0
I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg...I thought, "This could be interesting." 0 0 0