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A father told his daughter, "Congrats on your graduation. I bought you a car a while back. I want you to have it now."
Before I give it to you, take it to a car dealer in the city and sell it. See how much they offer.”
The girl came back to her father & said: "They offered me $10,000 dollars because it looks very old"
Father said: "Ok, now take it to the раwn shop".
The girl returns to her father & said: "The раwn shop offered $1,000 dollars because it's a very old car & a lot of work done".
The father told her to join a passionate car club with experts & show them the car.
The girl drove to the passionate car club.
She returned to her father after a few hours & told him, “Some people in the club offered me $100k because its a rare car that's in good condition.”
Then the father said, "I wanted to let you know that you are not worth anything if you are not in the right place. If you are not appreciated, do not be angry, that means you are in the wrong place. Don't stay in a place where no one sees your value ."
The moral of the story : Know your worth and know where you are valued. A diamond doesn't shine on the bottom of a cave.
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- Скъпии, направих ти палачинки, като извинение, че снощи ти ударих колата... – Драги, ти направив палачинки, како извинување зошто сношти ја чукнав колата. - Дорогой, я сделала блинчики и немного помяла машину. - Милый, привет! Я тебе сделала пельмени на ужин и чуть-чуть ударила машину... - Что ты сделала?! - Пельмени. Срце, ти направив колачи за да ти се извинам што ти ја изгребав колата. - Што си направила?!?!?! - Па ти направив колачињаааа!
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