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A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door.
"Is there a problem Officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"
The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."
"You don't have one?"
The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."
The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"
"I'm sorry, I can't do that."
The policeman says, "Why not?"
"I stole this car."
The officer says, "Stole it?"
The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."
At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?"
"She's in the boot if you want to see."
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. The senior officer says
"Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"
The man steps out of his vehicle.
"Is there a problem sir?"
"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."
"Murdered the owner?"
The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?"
The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.
The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"
The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers. The officer, understandably, is quite stunned.
"One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
"Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner."
The man replies, "I bet you the lying ваsтаrd told you I was speeding, too!"
Минавам на червено, катаджията ме спира и казва: Шофьор минал на червен светофар. Но го спрял полицай, който се доближил до колата и казал: Проезжает запаренный водитель на красный свет. Но нарывается на ментов! Подходит к нему сержант. En polisman stannar en brottmålsadvokat. Han har kört i 80 km där bara 30 km/h är tillåtet. Följande samtal äger rum mellan polisen och advokaten: P: - Får jag se ditt körkort? A: - Jag har inget körkort längre. Det togs ifrån mig för några veckor sedan när jag körde rattonykter för tredje... Un policier arrête un homme qui roulait à une vitesse excessive. Le policier demande : - Puis-je avoir votre permis de conduire s.v.p. ? - J'en ai pas. Ils me l'ont saisi pour la 5e fois. -... Uma advogada dirigia a mais de 120 Km pela cidade quando foi parada por um guarda de trânsito. O guarda: - A senhora estava além da velocidade permitida. Por favor, a sua habilitação. A advogada: -...
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A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. 
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." 
The old farmer Peter replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial lawyers in Canada and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Alberta. We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.' The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?" The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up." 
The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old соdgеr.
He agreed to abide by the local custom. 
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh соw pie. 
Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very slowly managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fаrт. Now it's my turn." 
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
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An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines.
He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat.
The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog.
The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans.
You are such a rude class of people.
Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.
Again he asked, "Please, lady.
May I sit there?
I'm very tired."
The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans!
Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"
The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand.
You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong вiтсh out the window."
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За какво служат тия перки на самолетите? Пропелер блондинки беседуют: - а как ты думаешь, зачем на вертолете ставят... - За какво служат перките на самолета? Между блондинки: Разговор между две блондинки: - Защо самолета има перка? Uma loira estava tendo aulas de pilotagem de helicóptero. O instrutor avisou: - Eu vou falar com você pelo rádio a cada 1.000 pés para ver como você está. A 1.000 pés o instrutor pelo rádio disse que ela estava indo muito bem. A 2.000 pés ele disse que ela ainda estava indo bem. Logo antes de... Teje och Harald åker helikopter. Terje säger: - Vad är det som snurrar ovanför oss? - Jag tror att det är luftkonditioneringen, för när den stannade blev piloten helt svettig. - Як ви думаєте, навіщо у літака пропелер? Щоб охолоджувати пілота. Не вірите? Спробуйте зупинити - миттєво спітніє. Een Belg heeft vliegles in een helikopter. Belg: “Waarvoor zijn die wieken hierboven?” Instructeur: “Voor de ventilatie.” Belg: “Dat geloof ik niet.” Instructeur: “Ik zal ze zo eens stilzetten....
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Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000.
The loan officer was quite taken a back, and requested collateral.
"Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce", the man said.
The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safekeeping, and gave him $5,000.
Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back.
The loan officer checked the records and told him, "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest."
The man wrote out a check, thanked the loan officer, and started to walk away.
"Wait sir," the loan officer said, "while you were gone, I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow?"
The man smiled. "Where else could I securely park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?"
Габровец иска 100 долара кредит от швейцарска банка. Δάνειο 10.000 δρχ Το δάνειο Китаец, проживающий в Нью–Йорке, обратился в местный банк с просьбой предоставить ему кредит в размере 5 000 долларов, причем только на две недели. Блондинка влиза в банка на Уол Стрийт в Ню Йорк и се насочва към служителя по заемите. A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says "I've got a Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off -- here are the keys." The loan officer promptly has the car driven into... O turco Salim chega ao banco e fala para o gerente: — Eu quer fazê uma embréstimo! Surpreso, o gerente pergunta para Salim: — Você, Salim, querendo um empréstimo? De quanto? — Uma real. — Um real? Ah, isso eu mesmo te dou. — Não, não! Eu querer embrestado da banco mesmo! Uma real! — Bem, são 12%... En blondin kommer in på ett bankkontor i Stockholms City och ber att få ett lån. Hon säger att hon ska till Europa i affärer i två veckor och behöver låna 5 000 kronor. Banktjänstemannen säger att han behöver någon slags säkerhet för lånet. Blondinen... Przychodzi blondynka do banku i prosi o kredyt na miesiąc. Urzędnik pyta się ile chce i jakie ma zabezpieczenie. Blondynka chce 35 tys. złotych na wyjazd na wakacje. W ramach zabezpieczenia zostawi swoje Lamborgini. Urzędnik węsząc dobry interes daje... En blondin går in på en bank i centrala Stockholm och begär att få tala med en banktjänsteman om ett lån. Hon förklarar att hon skall resa utomlands i ett par veckor och behöver ta ett lån på 10 000 kr. Tjänstemannen säger till henne att hon måste... En plein centre de Manhattan, une Rolls se gare devant une banque. En descend un superbe blonde qui rentre dans l'établissement et demande un prêt de 2000 euros. Le chargé d'affaire lui demande... Een blondje parkeert haar splinternieuwe Rolls-Royce op de stoep vlak voor het raam van de ING bank in het hartje van Brussel Zuid. Ze stapt naar binnen en wens de directeur te spreken. Ze vraagt... A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will... O sujeito, um conhecido empresário, vai ao banco e fala com o gerente: — Seu gerente, eu preciso urgente de um empréstimo de trinta Reais! — Trinta Reais? — o gerente se surpreende — Ok, o crédito... Een blondje loopt een bank in Amsterdam Centrum binnen en vraagt om een lening. Ze zegt dat ze voor 2 weken op zakenreis naar de Verenigde Staten moet en dat ze 10.000 gulden nodig heeft. De... A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan. The banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?" The woman... Ένας Εβραίος πηγαίνει σε μια τράπεζα στο Μανχάταν και ζητά να δει τον υπεύθυνο για τα δάνεια. Εξηγεί ότι θα πάει στην Ευρώπη για δουλειές και χρειάζεται 2.000 δολάρια. Ο υπεύθυνος λέει: -... A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will... Elle dit qu'elle va en Europe pour affaires pendant deux semaines et qu'elle doit emprunter 5 000 dollars. Le responsable de la banque dit que la banque aura besoin d'une sorte de garantie pour le... New York-ban egy elegáns nő bemegy egy bankba, és közli, hogy külföldi utazáshoz szeretne 3000 dollár gyors hitelt felvenni. A bankban beleegyeznek, azzal a feltétellel, hogy felajánl valamit... Før en amerikaner skulle på forretningsrejse til London, kørte han sin Rolls Royce hen til en bank midt i New York og bad om et lån på 5.000$. Han tilbød sin bil som kaution. Bankmanden gav ham... Влегува плавуша во банка во Њујорк и бара од службеникот позајмица. Сака да оди две недели во Европа и и требаат 5000 долари. Службеникот и побарал гаранција, а таа ги понудила клучевите од... Avant de partir en voyage pour affaires, un business de confession juive se rend en Rolls-Royce jusqu’à une banque new yorkaise et demande un prêt court terme immédiat de 5000 $. Le guichetier lui... En fornemt udseende herre gik ind i en bank i Geneve og oplyste, at han ønskede et lån på 1.000 schweizerfrancs. - Hvilken sikkerhed kan De stille, spurgte bankmanden. - Min Rolls Royce er parkeret... Přišla v New Yorku blondýnka do banky, nechala se uvést k úředníkovi přes půjčky a prozradila mu, že jede obchodně do Evropy a potřebuje si na dva týdny půjčit 5000 dolarů. Úředník jí oznámil, že... Niujorke į banką užeina blondinė ir sako: - Vykstu dviem savaitėm į Europą verslo reikalais ir noriu iš jūsų paimti 5000 dolerių paskolą. - Tvarkoj, bet mums reikia kokių nors garantijų, kad... New York'ta bir bankanın önünde duran son model Rolls Royce otomobilden inen adam, hızlı adımlarla bankaya girdi ve önüne çıkan ilk görevliye, bireysel kredi için başvuruda bulunmak istediğini...
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A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear.
Since he wasn’t physically impaired he remained in the military and eventually became an Admiral.
However, during his career he was always sensitive about his appearance.
One day the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a Marine Gunnery Sergeant for his personal staff.
The first Master Chief was a Surface Navy type and it was a great interview.
At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him, “Do you notice anything different about me?”
The Master Chief answered, “Why yes. I couldn’t help but notice you are missing your starboard ear, so I don’t know whether this impacts your hearing on that side.”
The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of his office.
The next candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same question, answered, “Well yes, you seem to be short one ear.”
The Admiral threw him out also.
The third interview was with the Marine Gunnery Sergeant .
He was articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two Master Chiefs put together.
The Admiral wanted this guy, but went ahead with the same question.
“Do you notice anything different about me?”
To his surprise the Gunnery Sergeant said, “Yes. You wear contact lenses.”
The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly tactful Marine. “And how do you know that?” the Admiral asked.
The Gunny replied, “Well sir, it’s pretty hard to wear glasses with only one ear.”
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Две блондинки отиват на пазар. Η οροφή Πέρα βρέχει.... Блондинка на бензиностанция. Зарежда колата, отива, плаща, връща се, и... Класическа ситуация - ключът вътре, колата заключена... Eine Blondine stürmt in eine Werkstatt und hechelt: A blonde walks into a gas station and says to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?" There are three blonds that went to the store. ,After they get done in the store one of the blondes realizes that she locked her keys in her car. ,The first blond tried using a screwdriver to unlock the door. ,The second blond tried using a hanger. ,The third blond tried using... Μια ξανθιά κλείδωσε τα κλειδιά της στο αυτοκίνητο. Πηγαίνει λοιπόν σε ένα συνεργείο και ζητάει ένα σύρμα για να τραβήξει την ασφάλεια από το λίγο ανοιχτό παράθυρο του αυτοκινήτου της. Έκπληκτος ο μηχανικός που μια ξανθιά μπόρεσε να σκεφθεί μια τέτοια λύση, της λέεί και βέβαια έχω σύρμα, αλλά θα... Två blondiner hade råkat låsa in sina nycklar i bilen. En av blondinerna försökte bryta sig in i bilen medans den andra kollade så att kusten var klar. Till sist gav den första blondinen upp och sa: - Jäklar, jag kan inte komma in i bilen.... Deux blondes sont dans un stationnement en train d'essayer de débarrer la porte de leur Mercedes avec un support car elles ont embarré les clefs a l'intérieur... La première blonde dit : - Maudit,... Twee blondjes staan bij de auto te sukkelen met het slot. Ze zijn namelijk de sleutel kwijt. Plots begint het zachtjes te regenen. Zegt het ene blondje tegen het andere: "Schiet op, het regent... Det var en gang to blondine som var å handlet. Da de kom tilbake til bilen, fant de ut at nøklen var låst inne. De to blondinene sto der i mange timer for å prøve å få opp døren, men til ingen... Sally and Brenda (both blondes) exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key, which was in the ignition. Realizing the mistake, Sally asked, "Why don't we get a coat hanger... Δυο ξανθιές προσπαθούν να ξεκλειδώσουν την πόρτα του αυτοκινήτου τους με μια κρεμάστρα. Πρώτη ξανθιά: Δεν μπορώ να την ξεκλειδώσω αυτή την πόρτα Δεύτερη ξανθιά: Καλύτερα να βιαστείς. Έχει ξεκινήσει...
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What We Learn From the Movies:
- It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.
- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
- If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
- Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
- After a person suffers a massive вlоw to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking.
- No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
- Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always, eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection.
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След полунощ полицай спира шофьор, превишил скоростта. Полицай спира забързан минувач в 3 часа през нощта. Ein Mann wird um Mitternacht von der Polizei angehalten und gefragt, wohin er geht. Полиция останавливает мужчину в нетрезвом состоянии в час ночи. The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 1 am. Пиян мъж върви по улицата. Среща го полицай: - Къде си тръгнал, не се ли виждаш колко си пиян?- пита последният. - На лекция за вредата от алкохола- отговаря пияният. - Каква лекция? Я, погледни, 3 през нощта е! Кой луд чете лекции по това време?! - Жената и тъщата... Ein Autofahrer wird nachts von der Polizei angehalten: "Wohin fahren Sie?" - "Zu einem Vortrag über Alkoholmissbrauch und Rauchen." - "Wer hält um diese Uhrzeit solche Vorträge?" - "Mein Frau!" A dokąd to obywatelu? - pyta policjant pijanego. - Idę wysłuchać kazania. - A kto wygłasza kazania o trzeciej w nocy?! - Moja żona. An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked wherehe is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and theeffects it has on... Een dronken man besluit heel wijs zijn auto te laten staan en lopend naar huis te gaan. Als hij na een half uur zwalken over straat ineens word aangehouden door een agent. ‘Waar gaat U naar toe om... П'яний чоловік вночі йде по вулиці. Його зупиняє поліцейський: — Куди йдеш? — Іду слухати лекцію про шкоду алкоголізму. — О третій годині ночі?! Хто ж тобі буде її читати? — Моя дружина і теща! Запира полицаец возач во 4 сабајле и му вика: - Каде одиш? - На предавање. - На какво предавање? - На предавање за морални вредности, колку алкохолот штетно влијае врз човечкиот организам, колку... Полицаец застанува пијан маж и го прашува: - Каде сте тргнале толку доцна навечер? - На предавање. - Е како да не. Кој држи предавања во ова време?! - Жена ми!! Sustabdė naktį policininkas girtą žmogelį ir klausia: - Pilieti, kur taip skuodi vidury nakties? - Į paskaitą, pareigūne. - Ką čia nusišneki... Kas skaito paskaitas tokiu metu? - Mano žmona,... Un homme âgé est arrêté par la police vers 2 heures du matin et on lui demande où il va à cette heure de la nuit. L’homme répond: - « Je suis en route pour une conférence sur l’abus d’alcool et les... A man is staggering home drunk late at night when he’s stopped by a policeman. ‘What are you doing out here at this time of night?’ asks the officer. ‘I’m going to a lecture,’ replies the man. ‘And... I was stopped by the police at midnight and asked where I was going. Im on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body. The policeman asks, Really?... Een oudere man wordt om 2 uur ’s nachts door de politie staande gehouden en wordt gevraagd waar hij om deze tijd naar toe gaat. Hij antwoordt: “Ik ben op weg naar een lezing over misbruik van...
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A Woman's Four Favorite Animals Τα τέσσερα ζώα Ποια είναι τα 4 αγαπημένα ζώα μιας γυναίκας . Четерите любими животни за жената: Нека да пием, за това всяка жена да има четири животни: Новини: Les femmes ont besoin de 4 animaux : Женско парти: Тост! За четирите животни, които всяка жена трябва да има: норка в гардероба, ягуар в гаража, лъв в леглото и магаре, което да плаща за всичко това! Il faut 4 animaux pour rendre une femme heureuse : Il faut 4 animaux pour rendre une femme heureuse :, - une jaguar dans le garage, - un étalon au lit, - un vison dans le placard, - un âne pour tout payer ¿Cuáles son los 4 animales elementales en la vida de toda mujer?. Un bisón en el armario, un jaguar en la puerta, un tigre en la cama y un burro que la mantenga. Quelles sont les quatre animaux les plus aimés pas la femme? 1), Les huitres pour ses perles pour en faire un collier en perle 2), L'ours pour sa fourure pour en faire un manteau 3), Le crocodil pour sa peau pour en faire un sac a main 4), Et un pigeon pour payer tout ca ! Kvinnor behöver 4 djur för att vara lycklig. En jaguar i garaget, en mink i garderoben, en hingst i sängen och en åsna som betalar allt. Mannen däremot är helt nöjd med en liten mus... Wie viele Tiere braucht eine Frau? - Na klar, vier. Einen Nerz im Kleiderschrank. Einen Hengst für’s Bett. Einen Jaguar vor der Tür. Und einen alten Esel, der das alles bezahlt. Quantos animais a mulher precisa ter em casa? 4! um jaguar na garagem, um vison no armario, um leao na cama, e um burro para pagar as contas. Wat zijn de vier lievelingsdieren van de vrouw? Niemand die het weet? Nen tijger in bed! Ne jaguar in de garage!! Een nerts in de kleerkast! ! ! En nen ezel dieje da allemaal betaalt! Quels sont les quatre animaux que les femmes préfèrent ? - Le vison pour le manteau, le jaguar pour la voiture, le crocodile pour le sac, et le pigeon pour tout payer ! Minkki vaatekaapissa, jaguaari autotallissa, tiikeri makuuhuoneessa ja aasi, joka maksaa kaiken tämän Kvinder har brug for 4 husdyr: 1)en tiger i sengen 2)en mink i skabet 3)en jaguar i garagen 4)en gammel gris til at betale hele lortet... Mi a nő 4 kedvenc állata? - Egy Jaguár a garázsban. - Egy bika az ágyban. - Egy ezüst róka a nyakban. - És egy marha aki mindezt finanszírozza... Les femmes ont besoin de 4 animaux : - Un jaguar dans le garage. - Un vison dans l'armoire. - Un lion dans le lit ... - Et un âne pour payer les factures. Mais en réalité, elles ont : - Une Panda... Welke 3 dieren heeft een vrouw het liefst? Een jaguar voor de deur, Een stier in bed, En een ezel om alles te betalen. - Melyik az a négy állat, melyet a nők a legjobban szeretnek? - ??? - Egy nerc a szekrényben, egy Jaguár a garázsban, egy bika az ágyban, meg az a marha, aki mindezt fizeti... Jaká zvířata mají ženy nejraději? Lišku za krkem, Jaguára v garáži, tygra v posteli a vola na služební cestě. Jakie są ulubione zwierzęta każdej blondynki? - Norki - w szafie, jaguar - w garażu i osioł, który na to wszystko zapracuje. Lai sievietēm būtu četri zvēri! Lapsa ap kaklu, jaguārs garāžā, Tīģeris gultā un ēzelis, kas par to visu maksā!
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