You're a redneck if:

You're a redneck if:
- You have more fingers than you do teeth
- You cut your grass and find a car
- You consider Denny's a Fancy Restaurant
- Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors
- Your age is higher than your I.Q.
- Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?"
- You ask your wife whether the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "It's a gummy bear."
- You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up.
- You say "Watch this" every time before you go to the hospital.
Your wife and ex-wife are sisters.

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