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Жмурка Решили няколко от по-известните учени в Рая да поиграят на криеница. Айнщайн C'est Newton Cierta vez Toti oamenii de stiinta jucau fata'ascunselea in Rai. Se pune Einstein si incepe sa numere. Toti se ascund pe Unde gasesc Hay una fiesta de físicos y matemáticos que de pronto se aburren y deciden jugar a las escondidas
Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, "Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal."
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Жмурка Решили няколко от по-известните учени в Рая да поиграят на криеница. Айнщайн C'est Newton Cierta vez Toti oamenii de stiinta jucau fata'ascunselea in Rai. Se pune Einstein si incepe sa numere. Toti se ascund pe Unde gasesc Hay una fiesta de físicos y matemáticos que de pronto se aburren y deciden jugar a las escondidas
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