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Диетолог: За да свалите килограми, трябва да приемате по 1200 калории на ден. Nutritionist: You should eat 1,200 calories a day. Deutsch Español Русский Français Italiano Ελληνικά Македонски Türkçe Українська Português Polski Svenska Nederlands Dansk Norsk Suomi Magyar Româna Čeština Lietuvių Latviešu Hrvatski
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Nutritionist: You should eat 1,200 calories a day.
Me: OK, and how many a night?

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Диетолог: За да свалите килограми, трябва да приемате по 1200 калории на ден.
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